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Barbie

I gotta say, the Barbie in the Barbie Movie was not like the one in Life In The Dreamhouse that I watched or the one in the books I read when I was a little girl. This Barbie, she was like a imposter in a pink Among Us suit.

Me:(Sniffing)"That smells like...(gasps)The imposter!"

A pink Among us suit character kicks down the door and comes in.

You Guys:"Oh shit! It is the imposter!"

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Minecraft

Afterlife

When LDShadowLady/Lizzie goes to the Nether as a raccoon.

Me:(To Lizzie about the Nether)"Lizzie, this is no place for a--"

Lizzie gets attacked.

Me:"RACCOON!"

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Afterlife

When LDShadowLady/Lizzie is a raccoon and is treating a human villager as her pet human.

Me:"Well, it looks like the shoe is on the other foot now, huh?"

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Minecraft

When Lizzie is searching what color wool rug she's going to have in her house.

Lizzie:"Hmm...Let's see...Cyan wool...Purple wool..."

I excitedly point out the pink wool while smiling, wanting Lizzie to pick it.

Me:"PINK! PICK PINK! CHOOSE PINK WOOL!!"

Lizzie:"Pink wool?"

I nod.

Lizzie:(Choosing Cyan wool)"Cyan wool it is."

I frown, sad Lizzie didn't choose my favorite color.

Me:"NO! I WANT PINK!"

Lizzie:(Choosing pink wool)"Pink wool it is."

I smile, happy Lizzie chose my favorite color.

Me:"YAY!"

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Hey, Where's Schwoz?

When The Cell kidnaps Schwoz and Bose.

When Danger Force goes to rescue them.

Chapa:(Whispering)"Bose? Can you hear me? Even though I'm whispering?"

Bose:"Chapa? Is that you whispering super loudly?"

Chapa:"Well excuse me for being a GIRL!/Bose! Over here!"

Chapa makes a "Come here" motion with her hand.

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Don't Go In There!

Ray doesn't want the kids to see what's behind the new door in the Man's Nest.

Mika:"What could be in that door that Ray doesn't want us to see?"

Mika:"Maybe it's the world's only albino jellyfish!"

Miles:"Or maybe Ray is a master jewel thief and it's full of diamonds!"

Chapa:"Or maybe Ray is a deranged maniac who keeps his victim's severed heads in a box!"

Bose:"Or even worse...maybe it's an embarrassing snapshot of us from the Christmas Party!"

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