My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

Me:"Anywhoodles!"

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Moana:(To Maui about Pua)"Pua! Stay away from Pua! Stay away from him! Stay away from my pig! Get away from my pig! Get away from him! Get away from Pua! Don't touch Pua! Don't touch him! Don't touch my pig! That's my pig! You kidnapped my pig! Give him to me. Now."

Maui:"You wouldn't be threatening me, now, would you?"

Moana:"What if I am?"

Moana whips out her oar and points it at Maui. Maui drops his fish hook in fear.

Moana:"Give. Me. Back. My. Pig."

Maui:"All right, you little maniac, fine. Take him. He's yours."

Maui angrily shoves Pua to Moana.

Moana puts her oar away.

Moana and Pua walk away.

Moana:"Come on, Pua."

Pua angrily glares at Moana.

Moana:"I'm sorry, Pua. I didn't notice."

Pua oinks.

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Minecraft Story Mode

Jesse ordered Chinese food.

Jesse:"I didn't order anything pork out of respect for Reuben."

Reuben oinks.

Jesse:"It's chicken!" 

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Minecraft Story Mode

When Jesse FINALLY finds Reuben.

Jesse:"Reuben! There you are!"

Me:"Whatever just happened, blame it on the pig." I said playfully.

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Maui:(To Moana about Pua)"I'm talking about your pig. I'm saying he's food."

Moana:"Pua is not food. He is not food."

Maui:"Could have fooled me. He looks delicious."

Moana:"That sounded like a weird compliment."

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Maui:(To Moana about Hei Hei)"I'm talking about your chicken. I'm saying he's food."

Moana:"Hei Hei is not food. He is not food."

Maui:"Could have fooled me. He looks delicious."

Moana:"That sounded like a weird compliment."

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Sam:(To Nora about Maurice)"I'm talking about your chicken. I'm saying he's food."

Nora:"Maurice is not food. He is not food."

Sam:"Could have fooled me. He looks delicious."

Nora:"That sounded like a weird compliment.

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Jaws

Martin:"Uh, people? Can we please focus on the bigger picture? We have a very hungry shark in the process of turning the whole town into it's dinner!"

I think the Formidi Bomb/The F Bomb from Minecraft Story Mode would work on the shark. The shark would eat it and it would explode!

KABOOM!

Martin:"Is that it? Is it over?"

Matt:"I can't believe it's actually dead!"

I think the Witherstorm from Minecraft Story Mode would be able to eat the shark.