Me:"I'm no pig whisperer, but I think Reuben said "Carrots" since in Minecraft pigs love carrots."

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After Ivor spawns the Wither.

After Jesse and Reuben dodge a Wither Skull thrown at them from the Wither.

Reuben:(In his head about Jesse)"You should have left me in the treehouse!"

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Disney Moana

As Moana sails off on her boat on her quest to find Maui, Pua jumps in the water, jumps on the boat, jumps in Moana's arms and oinks.

Moana:"Pua, this is no place for a--"

The boat goes over a HUGE wave.

Moana:"PIG!"

The wave knocks Moana and Pua off their feet but they get up.

When the wave is gone.

Moana:"Pua, don't sneak up on me like that."

Pua:(Sad face)

Moana:"On the other hand, I'm really glad not to be alone on this quest."

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Minecraft

ShadowCraft 2.0

LDShadowLady/Lizzie takes her bunny with her to the Nether.

Me:(To Lizzie about the Nether)"Lizzie, this is no place for a--"

The bunny falls into a HUGE pit of lava.

Me:"BUNNY!"

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Minecraft

ShadowCraft 2.0

LDShadowLady/Lizzie:"I don't think I've ever called a mushroom "Pretty" before."

Me:"Well, there's a first time for everything."

LDShadowLady/Lizzie:"Actually, I probably have."

Me:"Oh."

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Minecraft

ShadowCraft 2.0

LDShadowLady/Lizzie:"Now let's put this harness on you."

LDShadowLady/Lizzie puts the elephant harness on her pet elephant Elfhart.

LDShadowLady/Lizzie:"Oh that looks great!"

Elfhart the elephant trumpets.

Me:(Giggling)"I think Elfhart agrees!"

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Fairy Odd Parents

Wanda:(About woman)"Well, we are smarter then men."

Me:"True! Very true."

Every Man On Earth:"Hey!"

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Me:"Jessica Taber!"

Female Jesse:"It--it's Jesse! Just--just Jesse!"

Me:"Oh, okay! Just Jesse!"

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Whenever I see Bomika and Chiles.

Me:"Oh for freaking heck's sake!"

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