When Saige sees a Creeper for the first time.
Saige:"What the hell is that?"
Me:"A Creeper! You never know when it's gonna--"
The Creeper explodes.
Me:(Dead-pan)"...Explode."
When Saige sees an Enderman for the first time.
Saige:"What the hell is that?"
Me:"An Enderman! You're not supposed to look them in the--"
The Enderman shrieks.
Me:(Dead-pan)"...Eyes."
When Saige sees a Ghast for the first time.
Saige:"Okay...Minecraft is nuts!"
The Ghasts shoots a fireball.
Me:"Incoming!"
Lukas:"I think I know what's going on here. Soul sand plus three Wither skulls. That's the recipe for a Wither."
Saige:"A WHAT?"
Me:"A Wither!"
Saige:"What's a Wither?"
Me:"One of the worst monsters there is!"
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Wouldn't it be cool if THIS happened in Barbie?
When Barbie arrives in the Real World, she becomes a regular plastic doll that can't move or talk. She can only speak. She arrives in a little girl's room on the floor.
Barbie:(Thinking)"Where am I?"
Thud!
Barbie:(Thinking)"What was that?"
A little girl runs by holding a Barbie doll on top of a rocket ship.
The Little Girl:(Singing)"We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship through the sky!"
Barbie:(Thinking)"What in the world is that?"
The little girl babbles excitedly.
Barbie:(Thinking)"It's...adorable."
The little girl notices Barbie and picks her up.
The Little Girl:"Hi Barbie."
Barbie:(Thinking)"Uh...Hi?"
The little girl smiles at Barbie.
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Minecraft Story Mode
After Jesse rescues Reuben from the butcher Otis.
Reuben:(Angry face)
Me:"Reuben pissed off, man!(To Jesse about Reuben)Put that thing on a leash! Put that thing on a rope! Put that thing on a lead! Unless you want him to become a porkchop or bacon or sausage or ham."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Whenever Reuben oinks, squeals, and squeaks.
Me:"What? I can't speak that! Sorry, I don't speak pig."
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Minecraft Story Mode
Jesse:"Someone say something."
Lukas:"...Hamburger?"
Olivia:"Donkey."
Petra:"Pants."
Axel:(On the floor)"Floor."
Reuben:"Oink!"
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