When Saige sees a Creeper for the first time.

Saige:"What the hell is that?"

Me:"A Creeper! You never know when it's gonna--"

The Creeper explodes.

Me:(Dead-pan)"...Explode."

When Saige sees an Enderman for the first time.

Saige:"What the hell is that?"

Me:"An Enderman! You're not supposed to look them in the--"

The Enderman shrieks.

Me:(Dead-pan)"...Eyes."

When Saige sees a Ghast for the first time.

Saige:"Okay...Minecraft is nuts!"

The Ghasts shoots a fireball.

Me:"Incoming!"

Lukas:"I think I know what's going on here. Soul sand plus three Wither skulls. That's the recipe for a Wither."

Saige:"A WHAT?"

Me:"A Wither!"

Saige:"What's a Wither?"

Me:"One of the worst monsters there is!"

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Wouldn't it be cool if THIS happened in Barbie?

When Barbie arrives in the Real World, she becomes a regular plastic doll that can't move or talk. She can only speak. She arrives in a little girl's room on the floor.

Barbie:(Thinking)"Where am I?"

Thud!

Barbie:(Thinking)"What was that?"

A little girl runs by holding a Barbie doll on top of a rocket ship.

The Little Girl:(Singing)"We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship through the sky!"

Barbie:(Thinking)"What in the world is that?"

The little girl babbles excitedly.

Barbie:(Thinking)"It's...adorable."

The little girl notices Barbie and picks her up.

The Little Girl:"Hi Barbie."

Barbie:(Thinking)"Uh...Hi?"

The little girl smiles at Barbie.

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Minecraft Story Mode

After Jesse rescues Reuben from the butcher Otis.

Reuben:(Angry face)

Me:"Reuben pissed off, man!(To Jesse about Reuben)Put that thing on a leash! Put that thing on a rope! Put that thing on a lead! Unless you want him to become a porkchop or bacon or sausage or ham."

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Minecraft Story Mode

Whenever Reuben oinks, squeals, and squeaks.

Me:"What? I can't speak that! Sorry, I don't speak pig."

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Minecraft Story Mode

Jesse:"Someone say something."

Lukas:"...Hamburger?"

Olivia:"Donkey."

Petra:"Pants."

Axel:(On the floor)"Floor."

Reuben:"Oink!"

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