My Random Book Part 2!

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Reuben:"Oink?"(Translation)Jesse?

Reuben nudged Jesse's dead body with his snout.

Reuben whimpered.

Reuben, Axel, Olivia, Petra, and Lukas all cry, mourn, and grieve for Jesse.

Jesse Tribute

Lukas:(Holding a dying Jesse in his arms)(Sad voice)It's okay, Jess.(Puts a hand on Jesse's cheek as Jesse whimpers in pain)I'm here.(Eyes close and tears escape. Opens eyes; Voice cracking)I'm here."

Jesse dies in Lukas's arms, she disappears in a puff of smoke. Her inventory is left behind.

Jesse

Jesse: I'd have to go with the giant chickens. Not because I want to or because I think it would be easy, but because they would be an abomination.

Olivia: Imagine their giant feet.

Jesse: Like I said, an abomination.

Jesse: We are NOT losers, Olivia!

Olivia: We lose ALL THE TIME! It's what we do.

Jesse: Okay... okay! That might be true.

Olivia: I can't remember the last time we've won anything...

Jesse: But if that's the case, it means we WIN at being losers.

Jesse: We're going to win. Because...

Olivia: What are you talking about?

Jesse: Because up to now we've hated losing. But today, today my friends, we're going to start learning how to love winning... that didn't sound as good as it did in my head.

Jesse: Well, Ghasts are OFFICIALLY crossed off my to-see list. Done with the Ghasts. Never need to see them -- Ohhhh crap.

A fourth ghast arrives and fires at the duo. Reuben lands into Jesse's arms as the other mine cart is hit. The two then approach a damaged hill.

Jesse: This-is-bad, this-is-bad, this-is-bad.

The two fly off the hill and land on another platform, then reunite with the others. The group glares.

Jesse: Is...Ha... Is everyone okay?

Axel: I mean I'm not dead. I guess that's pretty good.

Olivia: Ditto. Ditto with the not dead.

Lukas: I just can't believe that Petra comes down here all the time... This place is awful. Your throat's going to be sore later, Axel.

Axel: Why?

Lukas: I'm just saying, I mean... wasn't that you doing all that screaming before? Sounded like you were really shredding your larynx.

Olivia: Oh yeah, I heard that too. Really high-pitched? Kinda of like a squeaky piston?

Axel: What? No. Shut up.

Lukas: Never mind. Must've been something else.

Jesse: We were just lucky to make it out alive! That's more than most people can say. Their bones are still sizzling away in that lava down there...

Lukas: Wow. Morbid.

Jesse: Sorry.

Jesse and the others leave the carts and walk upstairs to the portal room.

Jesse: Can you throw up... like, inside your body?

Olivia: Uh-huh. I know, because I just did, about five times.