My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

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Minecraft Story Mode 

Season 1

Episode 1

Order Of The Stone

Endercon

Aiden:(To Jesse)"Well, if it isn't Team Trashbag. How's your stupid pig? I hear intense heat causes brain damage. It does boost the flavor something crazy though."

Jesse:"I don't know when, I don't know how, but someday, far in the future, we WILL get our revenge."

Me:"Damn!"

Aiden:"Whoa! I was just joking! Jeez!"

Jesse:"Yeah? Well I wasn't."

Me:"Damn!"

Jesse shoves Aiden out of the way.

Me:"Damn!"

Aiden:"Hey!"

Or...

Jesse:(Rolls eyes)

Aiden:"Nice comeback, jerkwad."

Me:"No, YOU'RE a jerkwad! Oh, that's so lame. Wait! Wait! Redo! Redo! I can think of a better comeback! You're--"

You Guys:"Brielle, let it go."

Me:"Okay."

I start singing "Let It Go" from Disney Frozen.

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Whenever Jesse dies in Minecraft Story Mode.

Me:(Horrified)"JESSE! NOOOOOOOOOO! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, bad guys."

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When Xara dies in Minecraft Story Mode.

Me:(Horrified)"XARA! NOOOOOOOOOO! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, Admin."

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When The White Pumpkin kills Dan.

Me:(Horrified)"Dan! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, White Pumpkin."

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When The White Pumpkin kills Lizzie.

Me:(Horrified)"Lizzie! No! You're gonna wish you hadn't done that, White Pumpkin."

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Minecraft Story Mode

Season 2

Episode 4

Below The Bedrock

Female Jesse brought Lluna traded her sword to Porkchop.

Later

Lluna bleats and picks up the compass.

Jesse: No. Not for you. (Takes compass)

Petra: Man, the track is a complete wreck...

Radar: Yeah, what's up with thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

A potion of slowness lands by Petra and Radar.

Petra: Hey, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

Jesse looks behind herself, to see the ninja standing in front of her. The ninja pulls out a diamond sword.

Jesse: What the-

The ninja runs towards Jesse.

Jesse reaches back to pull out their sword, only to remember that it was traded away.

Jesse: Oh, no...

The ninja tries to attack Jesse, but she dodges it. The ninja throws some smoke bombs. Jesse looks around. Suddenly, the ninja jumps out from the shadows and grabs Jesse, locking her with the sword at her neck.

Jesse:(You're making a big mistake!)"I don't know who you are, but you're making a big mistake, masked man."

The ninja lifts the sword closer to Jesse's neck.

Jesse:"C'mon, seriously...who are you?"

Ninja:"I...am a shadow. Sent to eliminate all imposter Jesses."

Jesse:"But...but, I am Jesse!"

Ninja:"Oh really? Then prove it. Tell me something that ONLY JESSE would know."

Jesse:(I have a crush on Lukas)"All right...you wanna know something only Jesse could know?(hesitates for a few seconds)I...have a crush on Lukas."

Jesse blushes.

Ninja:"Ah, yes. I'd know that flustered tone anywhere."

Or...

Jesse:(I have a crush on Lukas)"All right...you wanna know something only Jesse could know?(hesitates for a few seconds)I...have a crush on Lukas."

Jesse blushes.

Ninja:"I...if you're trying to make me so uncomfortable that I leave, it ISN'T WORKING."

Ninja:"Nope! Sorry! I'm not convinced. Sword time! Say your goodbyes, imposter."

Jesse:(Put down your sword!)"All right, I've been super patient with you. But I'm done! If you don't get your dumb sword out of my face this minute, you'll regret it."

Ninja:"Ah, yes. I'd know that threatening tone anywhere."

Ivor:"You ARE the real Jesse!"

Jesse:"It can't be..."

The ninja takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Ivor.

Jesse:"Ivor?!"

Ivor:"Yes. It is I. Your friend, Ivor.(Poses)I'm a ninja now, Jesse!"

I giggle.

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When Danger Force FINALLY comes back!

Mika:(Breaking the fourth wall; Looking at us; Waving; Smiling)"Hi!"

Me:(Rolling eyes)"Oh, ha, ha, ha. Very, very, funny. Show up super late, make us all sit and wonder what the heck is going on! We've all been waiting for like, MONTHS! IT'S RUDE!"

My Sister:"Now easy, Brielle."

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The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

Syspocalypstar

Emmet and Lucy's house

Emmet and Lucy's room

Emmet and Lucy's bed

Emmet and Lucy are naked.

Poor Emmet has blue balls. He is moaning in pain. Luckily, Lucy is going to relieve him. Lucy gently massages Emmet's sore, swollen, and tender penis and balls. Emmet moans in relief.

Emmet:"Oh, sweet relief...Damn that feels good...Don't stop..."

Lucy:"Oh you poor thing. Don't worry. I'll take care of you."

Lucy kisses the red swollen tip of Emmet's penis head and it twitches and drools precum. Emmet shudders in relief.

Emmet:"Ahhh...Damn, that felt good."