My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

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Minecraft Story Mode

A Portal To Mystery

Jesse:"I've gotta say, Stampy, you seem, nervous. Everything okay? You comfortable?"

Stampy Cat:"Hm? What? No! I'm not nervous! Nope! Totally comfortable! I can fall asleep right here! Right now! I'm that comfortable! Honestly!"

Later

Jesse:"You're excused, Stampy. Thank you for your time."

Stampy:"Oh! Thank goodness! This room is making me very nervous!"

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Stampy Cat:"This is just crazy! Absolutely crazy!"

Stampy Cat:"That's crazy talk! Absolute crazy talk!"

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Minecraft Story Mode

Season 2

Episode 3

Jailhouse Block

After Radar is free from the torture machine.

Warden:"You just had quite the harrowing experience."

I look up what "Harrowing" means.

Me:(After I find out what "Harrowing" means)"Oh. Dang right."

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Minecraft Story Mode

Jesse:"What kind of dumb name is "The Ocelots" anyway?"

Jesse:"Oh, that's too bad. I thought "Ocelots" was way cooler."

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Minecraft Story Mode

Season 2 Episode 1: Hero In Residence

The Sea Temple

Jesse walks up to Jack, who is holding Sammy's inventory and mourning and grieving and brooding.

Jesse:"Jack..."

Jack:"Don't really feel like talking right now, Jesse. I'm brooding."

Jesse:"I just wanted to say that...I know how it feels to lose a friend."

Jack's eyes widen and he turns to Jesse.

Jack:"Really?"

Jesse:"Yeah. You see, I had a pet pig, Reuben. He was my best friend. But he died. That was a long time ago, but I still clearly haven't let go of him."

Reuben's death happened a long time ago, but Jesse still clearly hasn't let go of him.

Me:(Shaking my head)"You gotta let Reuben go."

Jesse:"But I don't WANT to!"

Me:"You HAVE to let him go."

Jesse:"NO!"

Me:"YOU GOTTA LET HIM GO!"

Jesse:"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Jesse screams and smashes her Smashing Vase.

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Season 2 Episode 1 Hero In Residence

Champion City

Jesse's Gauntlet:"Jesseee..."

Stella:"Oh! I love the glove by the way. Absolutely darling. Would you be interested in trading.(holds up a very cute, very adorable little puppy to Jesse)Got some fine puppies here."