In the Wattersons' dining table where Richard is carrying a checklist.
Richard: Bowls -- check! Spoons -- check! Cereal -- check! Oh.
Richard attempts to open the cereal box.
Richard: Ugh! So much for easy opening! It looks so simple on TV!
Gumball and Darwin walk in, looking unhappy. Y/n and Ariana walk in along with them, looking sleepy.
Gumball: Oh, man, I really don't want to go to school today.
Darwin: Me neither.
Gumball: Let's not go!
Y/n: (Yawns) But you have to, guys.
Ariana: (Sleepy) Exactly.
Darwin: You can do that?
Gumball: Sure! Hey, Dad?
Richard: [Still trying to open the box] Yes?
Y/n: [Takes the box from Richard, opens it, and returns it] Gumball and Darwin really don't want to go to school today.
Richard: Why? Are you sick?
Ariana: (Concerned yet sleepy) Should I call Miss Simian?
Gumball: Nah. We're not just up for it.
Darwin: Yeah! School is boring!
Richard: But you have to go to school. You're kids! It's what you do!
Y/n & Ariana: He's got a point.
Gumball & Darwin: Aw!
Doorbell rings..
Richard: Ooh! Mailman! Whoo-hoo!
Richard runs off towards the door to get the Mailman.
Gumball: I wish we were grown-ups, like Dad. Then we'd never have to go to school and nobody would tell us what to do. We could drive trucks, stay up all night, vote.
Gumball & Darwin: [Gasp] Vote...
Richard comes back with a supplement box.
Richard: Oh! Finally!
Gumball: What's that?
Richard: [Gasps, then starts to sweat and look anxious while hiding the box behind him.] Why? According to the Fifth Amendment, I don't have to answer that without my lawyer present!
Y/n: (Sleepy pours Daisy Flakes to his and Ariana's bowls) What the hell is that mean?
Ariana: (Yawns) I don't know.
Gumball: Right. Anyway, about school...
Richard: [Places the supplement box on the table.] Oh, yeah. You're kids, so you do what mom tells me to tell you to do.
Gumball: [sighs] Being a kid is wretched-lame.
Richard: You should be happy to be young. Before you know it, you'll be overweight, unattractive, balding, middle-aged.
Richard starts sobbing.
Ariana: But... You look attractive, Dad. No matter what you look, you still look attractive.
Richard: [Mistakenly takes the Daisy Flakes cereal box.] Take over breakfast! I don't want you to see me like this!
Richard runs off crying, then shortly Anais walks in.
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