Dastaan-e-Ahmedaani

7| Coffee

"Tumne pheki is pe coffee?"

"Ji!" Hamza looked down scared!

Hammad burst into fits of laughter!

"Phele din tumne is pe coffee giradi?" He was laughing hard!

"Bhai na kree naaa!" Hamza whined

"Bahar sab litreally khare we the sabko lagraha ha tum marne wale ho ajj!" Hammad laughed more and Hamza looked at them with puppy eyes!

"Galti se hogya bhaiyaa please sorry!" He told them sadly!

Hammad couldn't see him this sad he went to him and took him in one sided hug!

"Bs krna Haider jaan kr thori hua ha!" Hammad scolded Haider!

"Mene isko ek lafz nhi bola ha bahee!" Haider denied!

"Toh ye itna upset hawasbakhta ( Freak) kyu lagraha ha?" Hammad asked

"Mujhe kia pata? Coffee bhi khud pheki sabke samne bhaiya bhi khud bolne wala tha or Mu bhi khud hi aisa bana kr betha ha jese me jan se mardunga iskoo!" Haider rolled his eyes!

Hamza sat down on couch and Hammad crouched next to him!

"Kia hua Hamza kisi ne kuch ziyada bola? Rafiq sahab ne?" He spoked last part while glaring at Haider!

Hammad never liked Rafiq sahab he just couldn't understand how can Haider work with someone as rude and obnoxious as Rafiq but Haider seems to like his work that is why he have recruited him!

"Jab se aya hu bhai tabse sab yahi kherahe ha hamre boss bhot strict ha koi galti kroge bhot daant paregi ye woh! Itna dara kr rakhdiaa haa uper se meri kismat dekhe mene utha kr coffee hi phekdi abhi bhi bahr sab aise dekrahe the jese andar phasi charne wali ha! Me kia batou bhai meri heartbeat sune app itni tez horahi ha!" Hamza replied

Haider felt bad for him he was his brother afterall he just can't see him like this! He filled a glass of water from dispenser and sat next to him!

"Yeloo piyo or relax kro!" He told him

"Hamza office me in sabka boss hu me ab me inke sath hasi mazak krunga to mere office me discipline nam ki to koi cheez bachaegi hi nhi naa! Tum to bhai hona mere jante nhi ho mujhe? Konsa pheli bar tumne mujhe pe kuch giraya haa? Relax kro coffee garm nhi thi me theek hu!" Haider tried to soothe him!

"Han or tujhe kal bhi bola thana agr ye ziyada over acting kre to mere pass ajana arey bhai jaan ha unke samne bilkul bolti band hojati ha iski unke pass chale jate! Baqi sab to bate krenge naa unka to boss hai ye hammara to bhai haina!" Hammad tried to joke!

"Meri koi bolti band nhi hoti shut up!" Haider glared at Hammad and he just asked him to get lost by his hands!

"Ab jou bhar or sabke samne pretend krna bhot daant pari thori rone ki acting krnaa!" Hammad told him!

"Bhaiya ye Rafiq sahab ko boliyga or bashan nhi de ye ajkal ke bache jab se aya tab se ek hi batt khadoos budhee!" Hamza was back to being his usual self!

Haider whacked his back!
"Bare ha wo tumsee! Tameez se batt kroo!" He scolded!

"Jaa bhae Hamza teri bhai ki pheli biwi ha wo isko ziyada hi muhbaat ha rafiq sahab see!" Hammad scoffed at him!

"Bs kro dono! Jau Hamza get back to work or bahr jakr koi overacting nhi karni me Rafiq sahab se khedunga wo tumhara peeche chorde leken koi aur garbar kroge to I will allow him to deal with you, you won't have my support clear?" Haider asked sternly

"Ji bhaiya!" Hamza replied and left the room!

Hamza walked to his desk while everybody was looking at him trying to judge how badly he got grilled but his face was neutral! They wanted to bombard him with questions but just few minutes ago Rafiq sahab yelled at them because they were trying to snoop around!