[a/n omg happy birthday Paranoid_Freakazoid omgomgomgomg fike chapter jus for u<33]icheal
good morning USA 🇺🇸😊craigfucker
that feels a little suspicioustweeksmellsnice
wbat ycraigfucker
like obviously he's planning a revolution, a rebellion against us americans! an attempt to make canada nr 1, revenge for us blaming canada all those years ago! are you guys blind ?tweeksmellsnice
OMG SYOP OM SCARD😨gregoryofyardsdale
you're plotting a revolution and i didn't receive an invitation? and to think i helped canada during viva la resistance..icheal
FUCK YOU GUYS OMG IM JUS BEING NICE💔kindergoth
im testifying against you in court when you get caught trying to overthrow the american governmenticheal
uhhh you can't though ?kindergoth
yes i canicheal
haven't you seen better call saul ??icheal
married couples can't testify against each other in court !!kylee
yall got married💀kylee
i gotta tell you dad is NOT going to be happy another one of his (future) son in laws is emo😕kindergoth
if you call me emo again istgstann
awww another one of his son in laws<33kindergoth
and no, we did not get marriedccclydeee
im pretty sure you guys got married🫤hearts4wendy
i was at the wedding 💑kindergoth
we legally aren't old enough to get married, better call saul for thaticheal
yeah but the wedding officiant made an exception😚stann
cough cough gerald bribed him cough coughkindergoth
ike i think i would remember marrying someoneicheal
yeah it's weird how you don'tpete
firkle i was your best mankindergoth
dude you too cmon you're better than thishenri<3
firkle would we lie to you? you guys got married last weekendicheal
yeah it was sickicheal
IN A GOOD WAY NOT IN A BAD SICK WAYhearts4bebe
this is creepy.. why can't he rememberkindergoth
...kindergoth
did you seriously get everyone to try and gaslight me into thinking we were marriedicheal
what nooooo😊kindergoth
why can't you ask me out like a normal conformist assholekindergoth
why do you have to come up with an elaborate schemekindergoth
did you seriously think id believe we were marriedicheal
uhhhhhh🤧icheal
i figured it was worth a shot😊ccclydeee
IT WAS A GOOD PLAN OKAY😭pete
i can't believe i agreed to that bullshiticheal
man shut up since me and firkle r married ur technically my homie-in-law so you have to be nice to me😪
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
south park chatfic
Diversosntw they're like aged up here cuz they say bad words and stuff so it makes sense for them not to be 4th grade ykno uhhh i got bored and decided to write smth after a year but im rusty and don't think i can write anything decent and this is easy to w...