south park chatfic

vomit

kylee
why had cartman added 50+ people on here ??

paranoidandroidscotty
no idea also how does that freakazoid have my number

ccclydeee
ewww older kid ur username is too long🤢

paranoidandroidscotty
no it isn't

stann
I may be paranoid, but no android omg

kylee
ohh that's the song you like

paranoidandroidscotty
waiwaiwait

paranoidandroidscotty
one of cartmans friends ISNT a loser??

kylee
actually radiohead fans are losers so

paranoidandroidscotty
kys I'm literally the ginger king bow down to me dumbass

kylee
wasn't I the jew elf king that one time

paranoidandroidscotty
just because you and your friends decided to play castle in the fourth grade doesn't mean you're the ruler of all gingers

kylee
you probably sobbed when they took off the suit and revealed it was santa and not the guy the gingers wanted to get for no reason

paranoidandroidscotty
WE HAD GOOD REASON ALSO IM OLDER SO MY DECISIONS ARE WISER

kylee
you're like 4 years older ??

ccclydeee
ugh at first this was interesting but now I'm bored like Scott don't u have anyhging better to do ??

paranoidandroidscotty
besides third wheeling my two friends then no

stann
do u listen to the beatles

therealslimjim
"name 3 songs"

ccclydeee
LMAOOO STAN TOTALLY DOES THAT

professorbutters
[picture of Bruce Wayne because wattpad is being a loser]

hes soso based..

kenny_69
becomes bruce wayne

damien_666
enemy within is better than telltale though

professorbutters
obviously, joker is the main antagonist

kenny_69
becomes whatever enemy within is

ccclydeee
bro is down bad💀

tolk1en
shut up didn't you buy me flowers for our 1 week anniversary you are not better

ccclydeee
I'm superior ?? atleast I get bitches

tolk1en
don't refer to me as your bitch or in plural so it seems you're 1. actually able to pull and 2. you're straight

ccclydeee
my bad bro <3

tolk1en
how is this worse we're not gym bros what why do you do this ily but what

ccclydeee
physically unable to stop bro😪

craigfucker
LMAOOO imagine calling ur bf bro couldn't be me right babe

tweeksmellsnice
jes

themole
how do you misspell a three letter word

tweeksmellsnice
kys frwnch ashsole

gregoryofyardsdale
LMAOOO

themole
shut up "greg"

gregoryofyardsdale
kys "chris"

themole
I will skin you alive

gregoryofyardsdale
when?

themole
at exactly 5:00 AM tomorrow.

gregoryofyardsdale
ok it's a date <3

themole
????

phillipipirrip
omg gregory rizz

themole
he has 0 rizz what

stann
reading these messages is 400% funnier if you read them in greg's and chris' accents

themole
do not call me chris

stann
I can do whatever I want I have a dog:)

kylee
ur dog is with big gay al rn stop lying

stann
KYLE

themole
excellent

gregoryofyardsdale
LOL that's a big word for a foreigner

themole
our date is to be postponed at 4 AM because I want to kill you more now

gregoryofyardsdale
LMAOOOO U CALKED IT A DATE

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themole
it was an error.

ccclydeee
too late already screenshotted🥱

craigfucker
idk what's up with the two of u can't u ask each other out normally ?? why do u have to discuss it like you're both hit men

themole
I am not a hit-man I am a mercenary
themole
Gregory isn't a hit-man either (?)

gregoryofyardsdale
y the questin mark

themole
what question mark

gregoryofyardsdale
postpone our date to 5 PM or something

gregoryofyardsdale
I'd like to sleep 😴

themole
ok (it isn't a date)

ccclydeee
had a funny image to send but I forgor

tweeksmellsnice
STOP SENDING THE METHAMPHETAMINE  TUTORIAL WITH THE FURRY SCIENTIST IMAGE

ccclydeee
:((((((((((

ccclydeee
sobbing

ccclydeee
in tears

tweeksmellsnice
I do neut car.