Brit's Scripts

{Script 73} Child Encounter {Lilia x Child Listener}

Lilia: Why you little-

*The listener loses their balance and fell off the rock. In a panic, Lilia ran and flew up to catch them.*

Lilia: Got you!

Listener: Hehehehe!

Lilia: You almost fell to your doom and you're giggling? This rat's got a death wish.

Listener: *They looked up at Lilia and starts to whine*

Lilia: What? What is it?

Listener: *They grabbed a hold of Lilia's hair and pulls on it.*

Lilia: Ow! Why are you pulling my hair?

Listener: *They pulls on it again, this time harder.*

Lilia: Ouch! Would you quit pulling my hair? It hurts!

Lilia: Oh I see, you're hungry. No wonder you're fussing and...*He winces* Using all your brute force by pulling my hair out of my scalp!

Listener: Hungy...Hungy!

Lilia: Yes I know you're hungry. Where do you think I'm going you little rat? We're going back to the campsite.

~Meanwhile~

Soldier 1: Did you find him?

Soldier 2: No, I checked the tent and he's not in there.

Soldier 1: I don't understand, where could he be?

Soldier 2: Last time I saw him was after dinner. One minute he was there and the next minute he disappeared.

Soldier 1: Maybe he got kidnapped!

Lilia: Foolish fools, it takes a lot to try and kidnap me.

Soldier 1: Ah! You're ba- what is that you're holding?

Lilia: A child? What does it look like?

Soldier 2: I'm sorry but...Lilia Vanrouge holding a child. That's a rare sight to see.

Soldier 1: But anyways, where were you? We were looking around to find you.

Lilia: Why?

Soldier 2: Because we thought something bad happened to you!

Lilia: You guys think I'm a dumbass, don't you?

Soldier 1: Ummm maybe you shouldn't cuss around a child..

Lilia: Relax, they don't know what I'm saying. So it should be fine.

Listener: ....Ass.

Lilia: !!

Soldier 1: Now you've done it. Looks like they said their first curse word. How does that make you feel?

Lilia: Quiet! *Lilia sets down the child, letting it wander a bit.*

Lilia: Anyways, I need ingredients to make some food for the little one.