My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

Mika:"Come on, Bosey. Be my partner. Please?"

But Bose just rolls his eyes and pushes Mika away.

Bose:"Sorry Mika, but I'm not partnering up with you! And no amount of your(air quotes)"charms" or (air quotes) "flirting" or (air quotes) "seducing" is gonna change that!"

Bose walks away but Mika jumps in front of him again.

Mika:"Well, will you at least go on a date with me to the movies this weekend! We can see the new movie Disney Pixar Elemental!(flirty tone; getting close to Bose)It's a romance comedy! We can laugh and feed each other popcorn and hold hands(holds Bose's hand)maybe even share some kisses?"

Mika tries to kiss Bose but Bose, horrified, pushes Mika away.

Bose:"Ugh! Why don't you just make me drink out of a toilet? How many times do I have to tell you? I don't want to go out with you! We're just friends! Nothing more! We're nothing more than friends! You're not my lover, more like a sister! I known you since we were like twelve. Don't mess it up, talking that shit. Only gonna push me away, that's it. Don't go look at me with that look in your eye. You really ain't going away without a fight. You can't be reasoned with, I'm done being polite. I've told you one, two, three, four, five, six thousand times. Haven't I made it obvious? Haven't I made it clear? Want me to spell it out for you? F-R-I-E-N-D-S. That's how you fucking spell friends. F-R-I-E-N-D-S. Get that shit inside your head. We're just friends. Now do me a favor, AND STOP CALLING ME HONEY!"

Bose storms off but Mika just stands there, smiling, still not getting the hint.

Mika:"As you wish, honey!"

Off-screen, Bose growls in frustration. 

Bose:"D-oh!"

Mika walks away and Bose walks up to Chapa who is putting stuff in her locker.

Bose:(Smiling)"Hey Chapa."

Chapa:(Closes her locker, turns around, sees Bose, and smiles)"Oh hi Bose!"

Bose:(Shyly; Fidgeting his backpack straps)"Do you, uh, wanna be my partner?"

Chapa:(Excitedly)"For real?! I mean(clears throat and says in a chill tone)I mean, sure, yeah man. Sounds good."

Bose:(Smiling)"Great! Oh! And one more thing!"

Chapa:"Yeah?"

Bose:(Bashfully scratching the back of his neck)"Do you, uh, maybe wanna, go with me to see Disney Pixar Elemental this weekend."

Chapa:"Sure! But I heard it's a romance comedy."

Bose:(Blushing profusely)"Oh! Well, if that's a problem, then--"

Chapa:(Waving her hands)"No, no, no, no, no! I mean, that's not a problem at all! I mean, I'd love to go!"

Bose:(Smiling)"Great! I'll see you later, Chappy!"

Bose waves at Chapa and leaves Chapa standing there in awe.

Chapa:"He called me "Chappy!" Eeeee!"

Chapa:(Smiling)"This day could not get any better!"

Chapa didn't know it, but a jealous Mika with her arms crossed snuck up behind her.

Mika:(Cold tone)"Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva!"

Chapa:(Smile disappears)"But it can get worse."

Chapa turns around to find Mika scowling at her.

Chapa tries her best to smile.

Chapa:(Waving; High-pitched tone)"Heeeeeeey~ Giiiiiiiirrrrrl~!"

Mika:(Rolling her eyes)"Oh, don't "Hey Girl" me! I saw what happened with you and Bose! Listen up Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva! If you ever come near MY Bosey again, we won't be friends anymore!"