PoppingTheCorn is online
SlashTheSnake is online
bleachedgirraffe is online
PoppingTheCorn: Hi everyone!
SlashTheSnake: hey popcorn!
bleachedgirraffe: hey dude
PoppingTheCorn: Guess what?!
SlashTheSnake: ooooh, you fucked another chick!
PoppingTheCorn: No, but someone else did...
bleachedgirraffe: oh did izzy finally get a girl
PoppingTheCorn: No...
SlashTheSnake: oh i know!
SlashTheSnake: you got free cigarettes for all of us!
PoppingTheCorn: I wish :(
SlashTheSnake: aw :(
SlashTheSnake: well then, what is it?
PoppingTheCorn: Axl fucked my girl!
bleachedgirraffe: what
PoppingTheCorn: Axl Rose, our band's ranga lead singer, fucked my girlfriend and put her moans into one of our songs!
PoppingTheCorn: And, disturbingly, it sounds like she's enjoying it!/
SlashTheSnake: wHat
bleachedgirraffe: 😨
bleachedgirraffe: aint no way you can let him get away with it.
bleachedgirraffe: beat him up
PoppingTheCorn: I'm sorry, did I read that correctly?
PoppingTheCorn: You want me to beat up Axl?
bleachedgirraffe: yeah cuz he fucked your girl and now the whole world is gonna hear her satisfaction
PoppingTheCorn: I don't want that for Adriana :(
PoppingTheCorn: I don't want some random 14 year old girl having to explain to her mother what those sounds are in the song!
bleachedgirraffe: i mean its what makes the song unique 🤷♀️
PoppingTheCorn: I can't believe Axl would do that to me.
angeryman is online
angeryman: hello fuckers
PoppingTheCorn: No!
PoppingTheCorn: Go away!
PoppingTheCorn is offline
angeryman: tf
SlashTheSnake: he found out that you fucked Adriana 👀
angeryman: oh, fucking pussy wanka
angeryman: he shouldnt even care
bleachedgirraffe: well you can deal with him, im out
bleachedgirraffe: i have shit to do
SlashTheSnake: ooh! what sorta shit?
bleachedgirraffe: exercising, practicing bass, watching mtv, helping ax come up with lyrics, and of course- drinking vodka and smoking.
SlashTheSnake: oooh sounds fun!
SlashTheSnake: im just gonna have my jd and laze around watching mtv 👀
angeryman: you boring fuckers
angeryman: im going out with izzy
bleachedgirraffe: ohh a date!
bleachedgirraffe: finally
angeryman: not a date you fucking prick!
angeryman: we will be discussing manly and mature things.
bleachedgirraffe: sure 🙄
bleachedgirraffe: later ✌️
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SlashTheSnake: whew!
SlashTheSnake: i need a break from here, this new technology hurts my eyes
SlashTheSnake: cya tomorrow ax!
angeryman: 🖕
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angeryman: welp
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Guns N' Roses Group Chat
Fanfictionwhat id imagine an 80s gunners group chat would be like
