CHAPTER 02 || The news

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*Ricciardo renamed Schumacher to Golden Retriever*

*Ricciardo renamed Mazepin to Maze*

*Ricciardo renamed Hülkenberg to Hulk*

*Ricciardo renamed Hamilton to Sir Lewis*

*Ricciardo renamed Bottas to Meme God*

*Ricciardo renamed Verstappen to Lion baby*

*Ricciardo renamed Albon to Albono*

*Ricciardo renamed Stroll to Maple Sirup*

*Ricciardo renamed Pérez to MMoD*

*Ricciardo renamed to Leclerc Lepeer*

*Ricciardo renamed Vettel to The King*

*Ricciardo renamed Sainz to Smooth Operator*

*Ricciardo renamed Norris to Milk Boii*

*Ricciardo renamed Kvyat to Torpedo*

Magnussen: WHAT THE HELL DANIEL

Magnussen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??

*Ricciardo renamed Gasly to French baguette*

*Ricciardo renamed Russell to Shirtless guy*

*Ricciardo renamed Giovinazzi to Italian Jesus*

*Ricciardo renamed Latifi to Goatifi*

*Ricciardo renamed Räikkönen to Iceman*

*Ricciardo renamed Zhou to stylish kid*

*Ricciardo renamed Grosjean to Swiss dude*

*Ricciardo renamed Magnussen to Viking*

*Ricciardo renamed Ocon to Estie Bestie*

*Ricciardo renamed Tsunoda to Little Sushi*

*Ricciardo renamed Ricciardo to Honey badger*

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Viking: You finished??

Honey badger: Yes Kevin, why

Viking: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING 3:30 IN THE MORNING

Honey badger: And?

Viking: I WANNA SLEEP

Hulk: THEN GO TO SLEEP YOU DUMBASS

Alonso: COULD YOU ALL SHUT UP!!??

Honey badger: Oh ma goooooood

Hulk: What are you doing here😭😭😂

Alonso: I don't know🙄

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