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Chapter 1: A Lying Witch and a Warden

She pulls a book from behind her and opens on a random page, showing a carrot and an onion in love. Lucia looks unsure, but it's fanfiction, so it could be worse. After all, there's no limit to how bad a fanfiction can be. -staaaaaaaaaare-

Wattpad Prisoner: "I like food, I like love. Just let me write about it!"

Another prisoner in the cell adjacent to the previous one stepped up.

Eye Prisoner: "I'm here because I like eating my own eyes."

He showed that by grabbing one of his eyes, which was on the top of his head, and swallowing it. Lucia made a gagging noise as the eye popped back up in the same spot. Y/N blinked slowly and tried processing what he just saw. Another, smaller prisoner in the shame of a nose pipped up from their cell.

Nose Prisoner: "We are agents of fwee expwession! They will never siwence us!"

Wattpad Prisoner: "Yeah, she's really big into conspiracy theories."

Nose Prisoner: "The blessing is fake! It's just a key to a bigger event!"

Lucia: "Sounds just like the ones we have back home."

Luz: "Wait, these aren't crimes. None of you actually did anything wrong!"

Luz paces around for a bit before pulling out Eda's wanted poster. It finally clicked for her why they were in jail.

Luz: "You're all just a bunch of weirdos. Like..."

Y/N: "Us?"

Luz glances at Y/N and gives him a smile. She almost forgot, but... she's not the only weirdo, and she's glad for that. The soft moment is interrupted by loud footsteps reminiscing of King's, as the humans' eyes widen and looked at a door where they were coming from. The fanfic prisoner quickly warned them.

Wattpad Prisoner: "It's Warden Wrath! Hide!"

Lucia wastes no time at all in grabbing Luz and Y/N, shoving them inside a conveniently open jail cell, and pull the bars down so the warden will think they're just regular prisoners. They all ran to the back of the cell right as the door slammed open, revealing Warden Wrath standing there. Menacingly.

Warden Wrath: "I can hear you."

Luz hugged King in fear while Y/N hid behind Lucia's back, who had her hand on her bat, ready to pull it out if need be. The warden walked closer to the cells, each step loud and intimidating.

Warden Wrath: "Just what are you fools whispering about?"

He looks down, finally noticing Eda's wanted poster that Luz dropped.

Warden Wrath: "Ah, the Owl Lady."

Wrath picked up the paper, grunting in distaste as he crumbled it in his hand. He turned his hand into a hammer, molding his flesh like playdough, and slamming the hammer on the bars where the group of prison break ins are hiding.

Warden Wrath: "I'll get my hands on her soon enough."

He finally turned to the cell, seeing only Lucia there since the rest were hidden in the shadows, way at the back of the cell. Except Y/N. He was just small enough that Lucia's body could hide him fully. The girl and the warden had a staredown until a nose spoke up.

Nose Prisoner: "Fight against the oppwessor! We will wesist! We will conquer! We will never be afwaid of you, you old cweep!"

The warden turns his hand back to normal, dropping the crumbled poster in the process, and walks to the cell where the nose is locked in. The giant man pulls a level, and the bars of the cell rise. The nose looks expectantly at the bars before gaining a triumphant smile.