Dysfunctional

The Jail

Mya & Tinashe:*steady cussin out EJ on the phone*
Prod:Dayum bae u ain't gotta go that hard on him.
Mya:YES I FUCKIN DO!!!!!GODDAMNIT WE WOULDNT BE HEADIN DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW IF HIS SOFT-HEARTED ASS HADDA LISTENED TO ME WHEN I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE THAT CRAZY ASS BITCH ALONE BUT NOOOOOOOO!!!HIS FUCKIN DUMBSHIT ASS JUST HAD TO DO IT!!!!!SHIT I SHOULD BE GOIN HAM ON YO ASS FOR KNOCKIN ME UP & U KNOW DAMN WELL MY HORMONES ARE WILD WHICH MEANS MY MOOD WILL CHANGE A FUCKIN LOT SO DONT TELL ME ANOTHER MUHFUCKIN THING BOUT GOIN HARD HARD ON EJ!!!!!!
Tinashe:& ON TOP OF THE FACT RAY DUMBASS IN THERE WIT EM CUZ AINT WANNA FUCKIN LISTEN TO THE AUTHORITY!!!!OOOH IMMA WHOOP HIS ASS WHEN GET OVER THERE I SWEAR-gco
Prod:Ok ok ok!Sheesh,y'all just calm down plz!I don't want the baby gettin upset.
Mya:😒😒😒
Tinashe:*checks phone*Oh Lord Jesus Christ!!!😤
Mya:What??!
Tinashe:These niggas are on worldstarhiphop & YouTube right now at 50k views(/.-)Imma whoop Ray's ass!
Prod:Ah shit...

*meanwhile*

Ray:*pacin back n forth*
EJ:*rockin back n forth in the corner cryin*
Prince:*fallin asleep on Roc's shoulder*
Nala:*throwin a tantrum in the next cell*
Yn:*looks at em all*How tf.........smh...Ray wtf's wrong wit u?!
Ray:I'm worried bout that ass whoopin Imma get in a few mins...that's why EJ in the corner cryin n shit!
Yn:Nigga u wouldn't've been arrested if u hadda just put the goddamn phone down!Dumbass muhfucka!!
Ray:& if yo hi-yellow ass hadn't've-gco
Yn-Hold up!Who Dafuq u callin hi-yellow??
Prince:Yeah!Nigga I'm lightskin too Dafuq?Fym hi yellow??U chocladite muhfucka!
Roc:😂😂😂ooh u don fucked up now!
EJ:*sobbing loudly*C-can y'all just stop f-fighting😖
Yn:SHUT UP!!*knocks the tf outta Ray*
Prince:😂😂😂......BOOM!!!!!
Ray:OWWWW!!!*holds his nose*Dammit Yn!!U made my nose bleed!!😖
Yn:Maybe u can stfu now!
Officer:AYE!!!!*bangs on the bars*LOOK YALL BETTA NOT START THAT SHIT UP!!!UR FRIENDS JUST PAID UR BAIL SO DONT MAKE ME HAFTA THROW YA ASS BACK IN*opens cell doors*
Tinashe:-.-Ray bring yo ass here*grabs him by his braid
Mya:U dumbass*kicks him in his shin*
Ray:AHHHOWWWW!!!!Why everybody wanna whoop my ass today!?
Yn:😒😒😒really nigga?
Prince:Ugh lets gtfo this dirty ass place😖
EJ:*still cryin*But why y'all gon let Nala out?!She attacked us!!
Officer:Oh she's goin to get psychological help.
Nala:😈😈I'll be back tho!!!!!AHAHAA!!!
Roc:U crazy ass heffa!!!Come on yall!