Maury:Next up on Maury...We have Desihoe-gco
Desihoe:*shouts from backstage*It's Desiree muhfucka!
Maury:Right um...we have Desiree Dezhaee claiming that young 17 year old Chresanto Lorenzo Romelo"Roc"August is the father of 4 month old Royal Blue August.*rolls clip of Desiroach actin ratchet*
Desihoe:IK ROC IS DA BABY DADDY!!!!ROYAL GOT ROC'S HAIR & FACIAL EXPRESSION!!!!CHRES U NEEDA OWN UP TO YO SON & GIMME CHILD SUPPORT NIGGA!!U KNOW U DA BABY FATHER OTHERWISE WHY YO ASS GET"ROYAL"TATTOOED ACROSS YO CHEST MUHFUCKA!!??*end of tape*
Maury:Ok so lets bring out Desiroach!
Audience:*claps*
Desihoe:*walks out*Look here u white muhfucka I told u my name is DESIREE!!
Maury:Yeah ok😒Um so what makes u absolutely sure that Chresanto is Royals dad?
Desihoe:Cuz Maury he da only one I fucked on my bday!Besides he know I loved him!Even his mama know dats his baby!Shit she take care of him from time to time!
Audience:*rooting them on*
Maury:Ok well let's bring Chresanto August!
Roc:*walks out*Look nigga!Dont call me by my govment name!Da name is Roc R-O-C!!Bitch I'm hood!💯*does crip signs*
Desihoe:Nigga plzzzzz stfu wit dat hood bullshit nigga!
Roc:Bitch u a hoodrat
Roc's Mama:Boy don't talk to yo baby mama like that Dafuq wrong witchu!!?imma come up on that stage & whip yo ass
Audience:OOOOOOH!!!👀
Roc:ALL YALL SHUT THE HELL UP!!& MA U AINT GON DO SHIT!
Desihoe:Both Yall shut up!!!Maury,read the fuckin resullts!
Maury:Whoa hold up!Roc if Royal is ur son,are u gonna be a real dad to him?
Roc:IF he mine then yeah imma love him 1hunna💯 if he ain't then I don went thru unneeded stress for nothin
Desihoe:ANDDDD when u see that he is urs U WILL MARRY ME!!
Roc:Bitch I ain't marryin shit u betta stay wit the nigga who u cheated wit!!
Rocs Mama:See yall gon make jump on this muhfu-gco
Audience:*laughin😂😂😂*
Maury:Ok everybody be quiet!Now in the case of 4 month old Royal Blue August.......Roc......YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!
Audience:*goes crazy*
Desihoe:I TOLD YO ASSS!!!!YASS BISH YASSS!!!*twerks to anaconda*
Rocs mama:Now Roc go backstage & getcho son!
Roc:Goes backstage*Hey lil Royal Im yo daddy
Royal:*looks at him wit a depressed look*
Roc:Aww...don't worry lil man I'm takin u away from that stank pussy bitch
Rocs mama:Now let's get outta here & go home
Desihoe:Roc u know we can be together-gco
Roc:NO HEFFA I AINT GETTIN BACK WITCHO FISHY SMELLIN ASS PUSSY IM DONE WITCHO ROACH LOOKIN ASS!!!
*meanwhile at the hospital*
Nurse:Ok YN ur cleared to go just sign these papers
Yn:Ok*looks up at TV screen & sees Roc cussin out Desihoe*Thats a damn shame
Dre:DAYUMMMM
Ray:😂😂😂this sum funny ass shit lol!!!
Prod:Desihoe bein thirsty asf
Yn:*signs papers*😂😂come on yall lets get outta here
Dre:Don't forget we have a date😉
Yn:Yeah Ik😊
DU LIEST GERADE
Dysfunctional
Fanfiction(COMPLETED) Hey guys this is gonna be a wild story wit twists,turns,& dysfunctional drama so sit back & enjoy
