Dysfunctional

Help!!!

*meanwhile*

EJ-*knocks on the door*Aye!!Look I need help!
Prince-*opens door*Bruh wtf u-DAMNNNNNNN!!!What happen to yo face???
EJ-Yo crazy ass ex!Thats what happen to me!!Bruh I need help!!How do I get her to stop bein so damn crazy & how did u put up wit her!?
Prince-(/.-)smh force her to take her meds.If that don't work kick her out but I see from ur face that didn't work either so call Yn or the cops!
Roc:Who is dat???👀DAYUM!!!!!Nala fucked yo ass up!!😂😂
Prince:ROC!!*sniffs*Oh hell nah!!Chico si no dejar de fumar esa mierda en mi maldita casa !! ¿Qué carajo te pasa/boy if you don't stop smoking that shit in my damn house!!What the fuck is wrong with you\
Roc-Idk wtf u just said but......it sounds like u needa blunt
Prince-Hijo de puta!!Why-gco
EJ-Well look!...will y'all come wit me to my place?
Prince-Yeah😒fine come on

*meanwhile at Ray's house*

Ray-Unhhh......yeah just like that😌
Tinashe-😏*👅👄🍆*

Author:Hehehe!😏Y'all know what they doin☺️

*phone rings*
Ray-Ugh dammit.Hold on bae lemme see who tf this is

|Mya - 555-1103|

Ray-Tinashe answer this cuz her ass on the phone!😒
Tinashe-Yall gotta stop this shit frfr*picks up phone*Hey girl wassup?
Mya-Nun much I just called to see wyd cuz I'm bored.& the baby's been kickin a lot.
Ray-*starts kissin her neck*
Tinashe*giggles*Stop!
Mya-*shoutin loud asf*What the hell is that nigga doin?
Ray-*shouts into the phone*BOUT TO DIVE IN DIS PUSSY!
Tinashe-Boy stawpppp!!!Gurl he just playin he ain't-gco
Mya-IDGAF!!TELL HIS ASS TO STOP B4 U GET KNOCKED UP LIKE ME!!!
Tinashe-Y'all needa stop this crap frfr!Here*hands Ray the phone*
Ray-I ain't tryna talk to yo ugly ass
Mya-Ugly??????BITCH WHERE?💁🏽
Ray-Under yo stank pussy
Mya-*sniffs herself*BITCH WHERRE??
Tinashe-AIGHT STOP IT!!!Gurl I'll call u l8r aight*hangs up*Ray,why every damn time y'all gotta start shit up?!
Ray:Cuz sumthin came in the mail today....
Tinashe-What?
Ray:DEEZ NUTS!!!!Ha GOT EEM!!😂😂😂
Tinashe-Just for u ain't gettin N-O-N-E! ha GOT EEM!!😠
Ray-Oh come on bae damn!!Rayttlesnake is hungry for sum!!!
Tinashe-Well he gon starve today nigga😒
*phone rings*
Ray:Dayum why every damn body callin?!

|Yn - 555-7701|

Ray:*picks up*Wazzzup
Yn:Aye Bruh man look Prince just called me & he want me to back him up cuz Nala's crazy ass went off on EJ.So u in or nah?
Ray:To see this crazy shit?Hell yeah I'm in!😂

*EJ's Place*

Prince:Well I already called Yn so she gon be over here wit Ray in a lil bit*pulls into the driveway*
Nala*draggin his shit out the house*
Roc:😂😂😂she finna tear yo shit up man!
EJ:Nala wtf u doin!??
Nala-Kickin yo ass out!!
Prince-Bitch u can't kick him out cuz u ain't the one payin the bills hoe!
Nala-Nigga I will be when I kick his shit out!
Roc:*rollin a blunt in the car*This bout to be sum funny ass shit.
Prince-*sniffs*Roc Imma deal wit yo ass l8r😑
EJ-Nala I've had it wit u & ur bullshit!!!Dafuq's wrong witchu?!
Roc-*puffs*Niggggaaaaaaa...She crazy asf that's what wrong wit her😂😂
Nala-Eenie meenie minee mo😂😂*gives them a crazy ass look*

*15 mins l8r*

Yn,Ray pulls up
Nala-*fightin Prince & EJ*
Roc-🚬💨
EJ-Owwwww!!!HELPPPP!!!!
Yn-Bitch get off him!!👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽
Ray-OOOH shit!!*📱records*WORLDSTARRR!!!!
Roc-*jumps in the vid*Yo show sum love for 319
Prince-*snatches Roc*GETCHO ASS IN THE CAR!!!!
EJ-*instead of lettin Yn whoop Nala he still gettin his ass beat while tryna jump in to help*
Nala-👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽👊🏽FUCKIN BITCH!!!
EJ-*gets kicked in the face*
Yn-OH HELL NAH!!!*kickin tf outta her*
Jacob-U lil crazy bitch*snatches her weave*

🚔🚨🚔

Ray-OOOH!!Y'ALL ITS THE POPO!!THE POPO!!!!
Roc-Oh shit!!!*tosses weed out the window*
Yn,Nala,Prince*still fightin on the ground*
Ray-*uploads to worldstarhiphop.com*
Police-ALL YALL FREEZE!!!HANDS UP!!!
Yn,Nala,Prince*do as told*
Ray-But I ain't even do-gco
Cop-Getcho ass on the ground now!!!*forces him down*
Roc-Oh hell nah I'm out!!!!🏃🏽💨
Cop-We got a runner!!!🏃🏽
Yn-STOP ROC!!!
Cop-*tases him*
Roc-AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!OWHOWOWWWW!!!!!
Cop-*puts him in handcuffs*U shoulda obeyed in the first place & wouldn't've got tasered buddy!
Roc-Owwww!!!This police brutality!!Dirty muhfucka!

*Puts Yn,Ray & Nala in one car:EJ,Roc & Jacob in the other*

(Yn,Ray & Nala)

Ray-Man this sum bullshit!!*cryin*
Yn-*shoves him*Nigga plz!U coulda stayed yo"WORLDSTARRR"punkass in the car or at home for all the fuck I care!& yo ass got tf on the ground when they 1st told u to!!U ignorant ass son of a-gco
Ray-Bitch if U hadda told EJ to call the cops 1st,all of us wouldn't be goin to jail!
Yn-NIGGA IF Y'ALL-gci
Nala-😂😂😂shut up.shut up!SHUT UP!!!!!
Yn-*kicks Nala in the face*Shut yo crazy ass up!
Nala-....😴
Cop-HEY!!!Stop it!!*starts pepper sprayin*
Yn-*closes eyes*
Ray-MY EYESSSS!!!!!!!AHHHHHHAHAHHHH NOOO!!!!THIS SHIT STINGIN LIKE HELL!!!!!!

(EJ,Roc & Prince)

Prince-😒😒Roc I swear to God u need rehab!!
Roc-Ion need shit!Goddamnit mind yo own business!
Prince-*tilts head*
EJ-👀Ah shit
Prince-NIGGA U LIVIN IN MY DAMN HOUSE SO THAT MAKES IT MY FUCKIN BUSINESS!!!!!MUHFUCKA U OBVIOUSLY THINK I DONT CARE BOUT U CUZ IF I DIDNT I WOULDNT'VE SAID SHIT!!
Roc-Whateva😒U on sum diva ass shit anyway
Prince-Excuse me?????!!!!!!!*kicks his shin*Do I kick like a diva too???!!
Roc-OWWWWW!!!U lil nigglet!!*rolls on top of him*
EJ-Yo officer!!U see this shit!!?
Female Cop-SHUT UP!!*knocks him in the face wit her stick*DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!!
EJ-*whimpers*
Roc-Why u always in my shit?!!?U ain't my damn wife!!*bites him*
Prince-Eeeeahhh!!Ow! ITS BCUZ I FUCKIN LOVE U AIGHT?!!Damit!Si yo no te amara, que ni siquiera estaría en mi casa. Y yo muy seguro de que no iba a permitir que usted habla conmigo de ninguna manera maldita usted por favor! /If I didn't love you,you wouldn't even be in my house. & I damn sure wouldn't allow you to talk to me any damn way you please!\
EJ-Oh Jesus😒*starts prayin*Lord...idk what he said after that but plz forgive them both for they know not what they do.Ame
Roc-Damn...I guess I didn't think bout that type of shit.
Prince-Now😏shut up & kiss me
Roc-☺️😚😚😚
EJ-NIGGAAA!!Yall we in the back of a police car & u muhfuckas gon start that shit up!?!!!Lawddddd
Prince,Roc-Man shut the hell up!
EJ-Fine.Just wait til I call Mya & tell her what y'all did
Roc-Awww shit
Prince-Idgaf let her feisty ass get mad😒