TWD Oneshots

❤️Daryl- Birthday Wishes

"Happy birthday darling" y/n grinned as darly whispered in her ear, his head burying deeper into her neck. They were still in the tent, it was early morning. Daryl was holding his wife close as her back pressed against his chest

"Either you've grown another hand or you're very happy" y/n smirked, feeling his boner pressing against her butt. She turned around to face him, kissing his lips softly

"I don't ever wanna move from this position" she smiled softly

"Then dont" darly agreed, closing his eyes and holding her close.

"Unfortunately, we have to get up. It may be my birthday but that don't mean I can slack off. Besides, there'll be plenty of time to enjoy one another's company tonight. But for now, you have to go hunt, and I have to go and wash the clothes" darly flopped back down in annoyance

"Oh come on. They'll survive without us for one day" he said, pinning y/n down and kissing her neck as she laughed

"How bout this. You go hunting, and then afterwards you can give me my present" since this was the apocalypse, they both knew what her present was. It wasn't necessarily an object. Unless u count daryls dick as an object. They both got out of their tent hand in hand

"Sleeping beauty's awake" merle joked as y/n gave him the finger, rubbing her tired eyes

"I was talking abut darlyna" he laughed, pushing his brother

"Always a pleasure merle" y/n sighed, rolling her eyes. Daryl and y/n went their separate ways. Y/n went down to the lake with the women to clean the clothes

"I'm actually going to shoot myself. I can't wash another pair of underpants" y/n sat down and ran her fingers through her hair

"It's not so bad. Could be worse"

"How could it possibly be worse? I'm spending my birthday in a forest, surrounded by walkers, washing old man underpants. This time last year, me and daryl had a sex marathon" she smiled at the memory

"A sex marathon?" Amy grimaced

"Yep. My entire birthday. From 7am in the the morning, 24 hours of pure pleasure. That was the best day of my life"

"You two really are like animals aren't you" lori shook her head trying to hide back her grin

"Oh come on. Its called having fun. Our relationship is very physical. So what bout you, what is your best sex story?" Y/n asked looking around at the women

"That's a good question. Let's see...Well I once had sex with a polish stripper behind a pool bar until we got kicked out" jacqui said quietly

"Ay jacqui! You got a wild side girl, I'm lovin it" y/n laughed fist bumping her

"Not sure I have any wild sex stories" Andrea claimed

"Oh please, you must have one" Amy smiled

"I suppose there was this one time. I had sex in the headmasters office during lunch. It was empty and we couldn't wait til we got home. I never got found out" everyone gasped and burst out laughing

"Mind if I borrow my girl?" Daryl asked walking over

"Oh you take her before she ruins our good reputation" Andrea blushed. Y/n kissed daryl softly and he took her hand, walking away from the lake

"You been hunting baby?" Y/n asked him

"Nope. You're coming with me" darly smirked

"What? Seriously? I get to go hunting with you? Oh my god! This is the best present ever. Wait! We still have sex right?"

"Wouldn't be your birthday if we didn't have sex. But you gotta promise you'll be safe. If I tell you to run, just do it, don't look back. You got it?" Daryl never let y/n go hunting. He didn't control her, but she never argued with it because she saw how scared he was that something would happen. Well, a week ago, y/n got attacked in camp whilst daryl was hunting. That's when he realised, he felt much better if y/n was by his side

"I promise my love. Now gimme some sugar" daryl kissed y/n passionately before they grabbed their cross bow and arrows. It was a very successful hunt. Until it wasn't. They were on their way back, smiling at all the animals they managed to catch. Then they heard a sound. It was a low rumble, coming from the bushes

"Get behind me" daryl ordered and y/n did just that. A walker stepped out and daryl shot it in the head, killing the disease

"Baby, we gotta go" y/n whispered in shock, looking around at the many walkers which had appeared

"Daryl move it" she yelled, grabbing his arm and pulling him away. They ran back to camp, walkers not far behind

"Walkers heading this way" daryl cried out and everyone grabbed weapons. Lori and Carol took the kids and put them in the rv

"One hell of a birthday" y/n muttered to herself as the walkers emerged from the woods. Everyone started shooting at them, but they were slowly overpowering people

Y/n looked over to see Carol running, looking for Sophia. After a few minutes, y/n spotted her, cornered and crying as the walkers neared. Y/n ran towards her, shooting the walker and hugging her

"Sophia darling, you go back to your mama. Go" y/n yelled, pushing Sophia closer to camp as they had stepped into the woods a little bit. This was it. Y/n was surrounded. She tried to shoot but there were too many of them. Just as she was ready to accept her fate, daryl, merle, Rick and Shane came shooting the walkers. Merle grabbed her arm and pulled her to camp. Once they got there, y/n ran into daryls arms crying

"Sshh, you're alright darling, I got you, I got you" but y/n knew he wasn't so sure. He was shaking as he held her close, her arms around is neck as he lifted her up

"It isn't safe here. Everyone pack up" Dale said sadly. Y/n and daryl went to their tent, emptying it before taking it down

"I know this ain't as nice as your previous birthdays, but the day isn't over" daryl said, putting an arm around her shoulder and kissing her head, pulling her into a side hug

"Ye. Its not quite the strip club from my 16th birthday. You remember that? Merle managed to sneak us in, I had the time of my life, dancing until I couldn't feel my feet" she smiled sadly

"Well this might not be a strip club, but that don't mean I can't give you a little show once we find some place to settle" daryl winked as y/n hit him playfully

"Respectfully, I think that would be more of a punishment for y/n" merle said making them jump

"Had a good birthday baby sister?" Merle always called her baby sister ever since she started dating daryl aged 14

"Oh ye. The best"

"I'm glad. Now you two stop being so soft and hurry up" They grinned, packing away and getting onto the back of daryls motorbike. It wasn't quite what they had planned for her birthday, but y/n couldn't deny it had been eventful. It seemed, none of them noticed the scratch on her back. They were happily unaware of what was to come