"Okay butters Im not going to go that far for this game-"

"It's our only chance of getting Lady Y/n back, princess. Please"

"I- Alright. But we can't do it without a plan"

"Yayy!"


Butters pov:

God I was so stupid to think the princess would like me back. Of course she rejected me. Anyways, my dad always said im bi-curious which means im allowed to date boys, so I might as well use that advantage!

Then princess kenny's spy ran up to us

"Princess, the corornation for Lady Y/n is taking place tomorow instead, they want to perfect everything and think it's better to take their time"

"God elves are always such perfectionists. We'll have to do it tomorow. Ughhh" The princess said rolling her eyes

"How is that in any way inconvienient? Why can't we do it today?"

"No, there will be more drama when its like half a second away from her being truely princess or whatever, it'll just be more interesting"

"Ahh cool"

As long as the princess is happy, I'm happy and I think that is all that really matters!


Stan pov:

"Hey princess" I started saying to Princess Y/n as I entered the tent

"They are moving the corornation to tomorow so everything can be perfect"

"Oh good!"

"Really? I thought you would be more annoyed to be honest"

"No, no. Everything was moving really fast and I do think it's a lot better to take it slow, but not that slow, so tomorow is perfect!"

"Ah great! Also The king told me you may go home early now so you won't see most of the decorations and stuff, just try not to look"

"Thanks Stan! I'll be going now then!"

"Bye!"

She's a nice girl, but I really don't understand why the king thinks we like each over. Does he not understand the meaning of friends? You can be nice to a friend without liking them romantically

And obviously Bebe doesn't understand what being nice is either. She'll be so pissed off at Y/n tomorow, for the whole incident as well..

I might as well help make the cake, apparently they had to restart


Y/n pov:

"Oh your back earlier than normal bubby! You and Kyle normally come back home as soon as it starts getting dark."

"Yeah, I know mom. I just came in because I was really tired and need a nap"

"See if you weren't on your phone all night then-"

"chill mom I didn't go to sleep late, I just woke up early"

"Oh I guess thats fine then, hop on off to bed and goodnight!"

"Goodnight mom, love you"

Alright, I just made that up on the spot, I could not be bothered to explain to her why I came in early really, because she will somehow change the subject to the whole story line and we would be there for ever

To be honest I am really tired though, might as well take a nap if I said I was going to take one


I woke up and heard the door open

"Kyle?"

"Hey Y/n, you have a nice little nap?"

"Yeah, The ammount I would pay to not go to school tomorow though.. Really can not be bothered with Bebe and everything

"God Bebe is so annoying, thinking I have a fucking crush on her"

"Reminds me a bit of you"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean you keep on saying we look like a perfect couple or some shit when we are only acting like friends and being nice to each over. Nothing unusual. It's getting annoying"

"Oh.. I really thought you guys loved eachover though.."

"Well you obviously thought wrong, do you need to know the meaning of friendship? Just because a boy and a girl are friends, that doesn't mean they love eachover"

"That does kinda make sense.."

"I'm tired goodnight. Also just apolagise to me and Stan later" I finally finish with my head in my pillow

"Goodnight sis"




{I am seriously so tired I really needed to finish this chapter somehow and I can not think straight with a half asleep brain, I'm sorry for the bad chapter 😭😭}

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