Chapter 14

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-- At the park --


Y/n pov:


The park was empty with everyone being at school or work, so I had lots of time to look around

I went into the girls' toilets and found the pink, sparkly court room. Just the same as a few hours ago.

I honestly have no idea what I came here for, but I might as well have a look if they had any cases on some other people in our school.

I looked around and I found a bunch, Kyle, Cartman, Stan, Kenny and a bunch of others

They also had one big one on the game we all play, it's pretty funny knowing that the girls spy on us when we play the game, but they actually have a bunch of the main events written down and seem to know whats going on.

In that folder, was a bunch of secrets about both the drow elves and kupa keep. Im lucky I found this and the elves didn't.

But then, one little note caught my attention



-  Through spying on "princess Kenny" and "The grand wizard king" We have found out that "Princess Kenny" has a crush on "Lady Y/n"


No need for the quotation marks but interesting.. This'll make a fun scene for later, thanks

I spent the next hour just looking around the bathroom, for any more helpful things, until i got a text message from my mom. Shit.



Y/n! Where the hell are you! I came home early to make sure your feeling okay, but its great to know you weren't actually sick! Come home this instant!



Well, guess that's all I can see today. I ran home as quick as I can so hopefully I wont get grounded for any longer than 2 weeks.

"There you are Y/n! Now you march on upstairs young lady, your grounded for 2 weeks! And no dinner! Just wait until your father gets home.."

Dad won't care, to be honest, whenever Im grounded I normally just ask him if I can leave the house and he forgets Im grounded so he lets me, then i cant get anymore grounded because it wasn't my fault. Sadly that trick wont work forever, so I will need to find more ways to play with my friends.

I sat down on my bed. I didn't eat breakfast or lunch, so im already starving as it is. I quickly went on Kyle's computer and texted him to get me some extra food when he comes home

Then, I fell asleep


"Y/n! Y/n wake up!! I have your food, mom told me you were grounded" 

"Oh hey Kyle. And dont worry, I can still play the game, dads probably home by now"

"Alright, thanks Kyle"

"Bye!"

"Bye"

I got up and ate some left over food which Kyle put on my bed, then I went into my Lady Y/n costume and went downstairs

"Hey dad, can I go play with my friends?"

"Yeah sure, just be back before it gets dark"

"Yep, I know"

God he's so dumb

I walked to kupa keep, hoping the Grand Wizard won't shout at me for being late

"LADY Y/N! WHY ARE YOU LATE?!"

Well guess my hoping didn't help much

"I'm sorry your majesty, I was grounded and had to find a way to escape so I could go to kupa keep. I'm sorry that I was 10 minutes late in which I could be doing very important work" I said and bowed down. Obviously not meaning it, but luckily the wizard bought it

"Just don't do it again. Now leave" 

I went into a tent to find princess kenny, playing with her hair

"Hey princess"

"Oh hey Lady Y/n!" She said cheerfully

It was now or never.

"So, I have a question. What am I to you?"

"W-well, your my best friend!" I giggled a bit when she said that, there was no turning back now

"Princess Kenny, I like you too"

"Y-yes! We obviously like each over, we are best friends are we not?"

She knows exactly what I mean. Why is she making this so difficulttt

"Romantically. Princess, I'm a lesbian. I love you"

"Phew! I honestly thought you meant that, I was just scared if you meant platontically so I wouldn't make a fool of myself!"

"Congrats lesbo's!!"

"Car- I mean grand wizard?! What the fuck are you doing here?!" Princess Kenny screamed

"Just congratulating you. I'll go tell the humans about you guys' little relationship" He ran out the tent

"Well there's no point stopping him, he'll do it anyways." I said and the princess nodded

"Anyways, if he's going to tell the kingdom about us, we might as well be there, lets go!!" She grabbed my by the arm and ran out the tent onto the stage

"Oh, and here they are right now!! Give it up for the new couple!" The grand wizard said into the microphone as me and princess kenny came to him. The humans all applauded us

"Thank you! This- this is really nice!" I said into the microphone

"Anyways, we won't disturb you guys, you can go back into the tent and have your little girly lesbo talk, us men will be planning our next mission"

"Alright! Fine with us! Right Lady Y/n?!

"Yep!" I said as we ran back into the tent


Some kids' pov:

Interesting. Very interesting. The elf king will want hear about this. Oh yes. Won;t be happy when he realises his very own sister is in a romantic relationship with the humans. Maybe we'll kidnap her again? Anyhow, this'll cause quite a bit of drama.


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