Baby Shower Banger

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3days later

Momo

May, 10th

"Fuck" I screaming running around my apartment looking for my shoes.

I swear I'm like a chicken with its head cut off you'd think me having my own business and side hustle would make me more organized but nopeeee.

I've be looking for my cute gold heel for this so I can make it to bro bros baby shower.

You know a bitchhh gotsss to look goodtttt I might fuck around and met my future husband.

"Gotcha" I screaming plopping down on my ottoman to put on the heel that was in the back back of my walk-in closet

"Gotcha" I screaming plopping down on my ottoman to put on the heel that was in the back back of my walk-in closet

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^ the Closet( image it black and white tho)

I look over my outfit once more I think this is definitely appropriate for a baby shower.

Not tooo much not too plan either

^^^( image gold heels) *also not the charter just the outfit*

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^^^( image gold heels) *also not the charter just the outfit*

 
45 mins later
Momo

As I'm pulling up to the event I can't even lie it's beautiful.

This Nigga is really paid maybe I need to get wit him I thought hopping out my Uber.

This niggas so bouji y'all he got us at this white ass park where all the rich people love walking their expensive ass dogs.

Don't get me wrong I wouldn't have my shit in the hood either.
But damn I drive too much as it is and a 45 min Uber ride seems so much longer...

 But damn I drive too much as it is and a 45 min Uber ride seems so much longer

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