[Quick travel] Thousand-layer routine of the main god

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    "Hehehe, we are hiding here, and those jailers will never find us." A hideous-looking ghost proudly said to the other ghost.

    The other ghost looked up and looked around. This is a large shopping mall with people coming and going, and the yang energy in the air is particularly strong. He felt that he was suffocated standing here.

    The little ghost doubted him: "Is it really okay here? Could there be too many people here? There is so much yang energy, I'm afraid it will be dispersed by the yang energy before the jailer finds us." The hideous-looking ghost     smiled He patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Hey, you don't understand now. Although there are many people in this shopping mall and the sun is very strong, there is one place where these human beings will never go shopping."     The little ghost was puzzled: "Where is it?"     The ferocious-looking ghost smiled and took him to the door of a sex toy self-service store.     Little ghost: "..."     The little ghost clutched his chest, staring at the other person in horror, "What are you going to do? I'm a pure straight ghost, and I'm not interested in some special hobbies!" The evil ghost looked disgusted     . Fan Fan: "Even if you take off your clothes, I'm not interested in you. I'm also a straight ghost." The kid     breathed a sigh of relief, but still didn't let go of his hand.     The evil ghost said: "Those human beings have the best face, they will never dare to come down to the sex toy store in the public! And this place is rarely visited by people, so there is very little yang energy and more yin energy, we can hide here with confidence , When seven days pass, the jailer will not be able to catch us~"     The little ghost floated in in surprise, "How did you find this place? It's amazing."     The evil ghost: "Ahem, it's very simple, it's just a casual stroll .”

    So the two evil spirits stayed in the mall.

    I have to say that they are actually quite smart, because the single jailers would never have imagined that ghosts would hide in the shopping mall, and even if they entered the shopping mall, they would not come to the sex toy store to take a look. Except for a few.

    The ghost lamp brought Feng Yu to the human world, on the surface it was to catch ghosts, but in fact, it was equivalent to coming to the human world to play first, playing and catching ghosts along the way, it was like getting acquainted with the holiday in advance.

    Feng Jing's only clothes were cheongsams, and he wanted to buy some daily clothes, so they came to the mall.

    It just so happened that, from the corner of the ghost lamp, I saw a self-purchased sex toy store in a hidden corner.

    As the ghost lamp got closer and closer, the two evil ghosts hiding in the sales cabinet were trembling with fright at the same time, and the little ghost's voice trembled, and he almost couldn't speak clearly: "Brother...Brother, do you think Master Ghost Lantern found us?" Didn't you say it's safe here... We've only been hiding for less than a day..."

    The evil ghost was also very frightened by the sudden appearance of the ghost lamp, so he tried to calm down and said, "Don't worry! Master Ghost Lantern bought these It's useless, I won't come in!"

    The kid watched the ghost lamp getting closer, his eyes widened. "He came in! Hey!!"

    The evil ghost was frightened and stupid: "It's over, it's over, I didn't expect Master Ghost Lantern to be so smart, he actually thought of us hiding here..."

    As for Ghost Lantern, it's purely here to buy things, not to catch them Well, the two brats didn't think about this at all.

    Ghost Lantern walked into the self-purchased sex toy store calmly, then stood in front of one of the ghost sellers and watched.

    His actions attracted the eyes of people coming and going in the mall, and these eyes unconsciously looked over.

    Everyone thought: Damn, is this guy so brave? Dare to buy these things in public!

    Ghost Lamp murmured to himself, "This is good, my wife looks good on it... Wow, what is this? It looks amazing, look at the manual... it's really detailed..." So Ghost Lamp stood at the sales

    cabinet I read the manual before.

    The humans who quietly watched the ghost lamp at the door and the little ghost hiding in another vending machine: "..." "

    Ghost lamp, what are you doing here?" I ran to the sex toy store to buy something. He was so ashamed that he covered his face and ran in, but the hem of the ghost lamp wanted him to go.

    Ghost Lantern calmly said, "Wait a minute, I'll finish reading it right away."

    Seeing what he was holding in his hand, Feng's face became even redder: "Don't look at it, put it down, let's go!"

    Ghost Lantern: "I want to buy it."

    After Ghost Lantern finished speaking, wait for Feng's reaction? I picked it directly from the sales cabinet and paid for it directly.

    Feng Jing stared at his payment record, the corner of his mouth twitching: "..."

    So many things, so many tricks, if you want me to die again, just say it.

    "You don't need to buy it here. You can buy it online." He was helpless.

    The ghost lamp is confident, "Online shopping is too troublesome, and I have to wait for a few days, I will use it today."

    Feng Yu: "..." Use you big-headed ghost!

    The two eavesdropping ghosts looked at each other, and they both saw something meaningful in each other's eyes.

    Tsk tsk tsk, the assistant officer Ghost Lantern is very good at it, who is it that rumored that the other party will be single for the rest of his life.

    There are more and more people gathered in the aisle, Feng Jing doesn't need to look, he can feel the sight of these people cast on him, he lowers his head, looking for a crack in the floor for him to crawl in, it's too embarrassing! Ghost Lantern is really shameless!

    Feng Jing waited for him to finish the payment, and after thinking about it, he hurriedly pulled the ghost lamp to let him go, he really didn't want to stay in this suffocating place for a moment!

    Ghost Lantern: "Wait a little longer."

    Feng Yu said angrily: "Don't even think about buying any more, these are already enough! If you buy any more, I'll get your money back!"

    Ghost Lantern: "Small expenses Money? This month’s pocket money is gone, it’s been used up just now.”

    Feng Yu: “…” You’re forcing me to cut your pocket money in half.

    Ghost Lantern: "And I didn't stay here to buy things."

    Toyoko: "?"

    Ghost Lantern looked at another vending machine.

    Two ghosts who were secretly listening and excited: "..."

    Oops... Oops, it seems that they have indeed been found...

    Ghost Lantern: "Is it me, or do you do it yourself?"

    Two ghosts: "..."

    The two ghosts are honest Some ghosts floated out of the vending machine, and just when they wanted to beg for mercy, another one, two, three... Ghosts appeared from different corners and places in the sex shop.

    Two ghosts: "?????"
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Original text
两只偷偷摸摸听着正兴奋的鬼：“……”糟…糟糕，好像确实的确发现他们了……鬼灯：“是我动手，还是你们自己现行？”两只鬼：“……”两鬼老实的从贩卖机里面怕飘了出来，就在他们想要讨饶的时候，随后又有一只两只三只……鬼从情趣贩卖店里面不同的角落，地方冒了出来。
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