My Random Book Part 2!

Random Things

Christopher:(Sees Elsa for the first time and sees how beautiful she is and is speechless and frozen on the spot by her beauty. His mind drowns in love hormones by Elsa's beauty. This leaves Christopher's mouth to run on automatic, which results in a lengthy "uhhhh".)"Uhhhh...(or)Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(or)"Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...(or)Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... (or)Yyyyyyooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu..."

Christopher is speechless and could only continue to say "Eeeeeeee" as he stares. He can't stop staring at her. He forgets how to speak. He lost his ability to. Christopher's jaw would be dropped and his eyes would be wide open.

Romantic music plays in the backround. A soft, pink glow is surrounding Elsa, along with hearts and sparkles. Elsa is glowing. In slow motion, a mysterious breeze tousles Elsa's hair and clothing in the most fetching way possible. Her long, let down hair is flowing in the breeze in slow motion. Elsa has half lidded eyes and is smiling with her lips closed. In slow motion, Elsa brushes her hair out of her face while she has her eyes closed. She then opens her eyes in slow motion. Elsa sees Christopher, gets surprised, startled, scared, and shy by this new person, turns around and runs off.

Christopher:(Snaps out of his trance)"Where are you going? Miss!(starts running after Elsa or, in Christopher's words:"The mysterious and beautiful girl" Christopher swears she's an angel)I didn't mean to scare you, I-I'm sorry!"

Later, Elsa has the fire salamander Bruni on her shoulder and is riding on her water horse Nokk and Christopher is riding on his own horse.

Since Christopher is new, Elsa explains to him all about the Enchanted Forest.

Christopher:"Hey, so, uh, listen, do you think you can explain to me like why there was leaves moving around in a weird way, why that lizard on your shoulder was on fire a minute ago and why the horse you're riding is made of water?"

Elsa:"Well, since you're new here, I suppose I should brush you up on some history. My home where I live is in the Enchanted Forest. Where there are spirits of Air, Fire, Water, and Earth..."

Christopher:"Mm-hmm~..."

Elsa:"My grandfather, King Runeard, built the dam for the Northuldra people as a(air quotes)'gift of peace'. But the dam wasn't a gift of peace, it was a trick..."

But Christopher is not listening to what Elsa is saying as he is too busy ogling Elsa. As he does so, romantic music plays and a pink mist surrounds Elsa.

Elsa:(Daydream)"Blah, blah, blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff..."

Christopher:(Dreamily)"Mm-hmm~..."

Elsa:(Reality)"Air, Fire, Water, Earth..."

Elsa:(Daydream)"I'm so pretty. I like you. Blah, blah, blah..."

Christopher:(Dreamily)"Mm-hmm~...R-right..."

Elsa:(Reality)"Destroyed the dam, the magical spirits weren't angry anymore, and the mist was lifted."

Christopher:"Great, I think I got it, but just in case...Tell me the whole thing again, I wasn't listening."

Elsa groans in annoyance and rolls her eyes, Christopher's horse Stella does the same. But Elsa tells Christopher the whole thing again and this time, he listens.

Later in the movie, Christopher would save Elsa. After Christopher saves Elsa, Elsa kisses Christopher on the lips for the first time. Christopher faints.

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Danger Force

Mika:(To Chapa)"Do you like Bose?"

Chapa:(Has a dreamy look on her face as she is dreamily thinking about Bose. She is blushing. She bashfully rubs her arm.)"Noooo~..."

Mika:(Teasing)"You like him! You like him!"

Chapa:(Covering Mika's mouth and putting her finger to her lips)"Shhhh!~"

Mika:(Removing Chapa's hand from my mouth, folding her arms, and smirking)"Oh, so you DO like him!"

Chapa:(Folding her arms)"No! I mean...(Shrugging)I don't know...(starts pacing back and forth)It's not like, every time I think about him or see him or he talks to me or smiles at me I suddenly get these butterflies in my stomach, my heart starts beating really fast, and my hands start sweating...(realizing)Oh my gosh, I DO like him!"

Mika:"See?! I told ya so!"

Or it goes like this:

Mika:(To Chapa)"Do you like Bose?"

Chapa:"What? *pfft* No. Come on, Mika. He's so dumb and stupid it's like, 'are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable?'"

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The Lego Movie With Me In It!

Me:(To Wyldstyle/Lucy)"Do you like Emmet?"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:(Has a dreamy look on her face as she is dreamily thinking about Emmet. She is blushing. She bashfully rubs her arm.)"Noooo~..."

Me:(Teasing)"You like him! You like him!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:(Covering my mouth and putting her finger to her lips)"Shhhh!~"

Me:(Removing Wyldstyle/Lucy's hand from my mouth, folding my arms, and smirking)"Oh, so you DO like him!"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:(Folding her arms)"No! I mean...(Shrugging)I don't know...(starts pacing back and forth)It's not like, every time I think about him or see him or he talks to me or he smiles at me I suddenly get these butterflies in my stomach, my heart starts beating really fast, and my claws start sweating...(realizing)Oh my gosh, I DO like him!"

Me:"See?! I told ya so!"

Or it goes like this:

Me:(To Wyldstyle/Lucy)"Do you like Emmet?"

Wyldstyle/Lucy:"What? *pfft* No. Come on, Brielle. He's so dorky and clueless it's like, 'are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable?'"

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At the end of The Lego Movie, when Emmet and Lucy are holding hands, it starts to rain, making Emmet and Lucy's hair and faces wet. But they didn't care. They smile at each other. Emmet places his hand on Lucy's wet face, and gently brushes her wet hair out of her eyes. She giggles and blushes. Lucy then looks into Emmet's caring, kind, sparkling, deep, dark chocolate brown eyes while Emmet looks into Lucy's beautiful, sparkling, icy blue eyes. They then lean closer, and closer, and closer to each other until their lips met for their first, magical, true love's kiss! The kiss was passionate, caring, and loving. It was filled with the deep strong love these people felt only for each other. Never had Lucy ever experienced a wonderful feeling, not even with Batman. The kiss made the two feel like they were the only two people on earth as the world around them disappeared. Just like their love, the rain continued on. The rain fell from the clouds in the sky onto Emmet and Lucy's heads making their hair wet, causing rain drops to slowly slide down their faces, and you can see Emmet and Lucy's lips move together with such passion and love. Emmet wrapped his arms around Lucy's waist and Lucy wrapped her arms around Emmet's neck, eventually moving her hands into Emmet's wet hair and playing with it. Emmet's lips were soft, warm, caring, and filled with love, and Lucy's lips were plump, soft, warm, caring, and filled with love. Eventually, oxygen cleared it's throat causing Emmet and Lucy to slowly pull away, their lips making a 'smerp' sound. They leaned their foreheads against each other and smile.

Lucy:"...Wow..."

Emmet:"'Wow' doesn't even describe it." He chuckled.