My Random Book Part 2!

Random Things

You Guys crack the door open a bit and peek at me.

Bose's date Kennedy has Bruce The Shark from Jaws on one arm and Bruette The Shark from Jaws 2 on the other arm. Chapa's date Scar has Bruetta The Shark from Jaws 3 on one arm and Vengance The Shark on the other arm. Kennedy and Scar are both scared and in pain. I am standing there angry with my hands on my hips.

Kennedy and Scar:"Hey girl, call off these sharks! They're crushing our arms!"

Me:"Shaddup!"

I get out a baseball bat and hit Kennedy and Scar with it, causing them to scream.

You Guys:"Oh my! Brielle!"

Me:(To Scar and Kennedy in an angry voice)"I'll have your rear ends cut off...(holds up two empty plaques, each with their names on it)...and mounted over me fireplace!"

Scene cuts to Scar and Kennedy's butts on the wall while I'm enjoying some hot chocolate by the fire.

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A bell rings three times.

Me:"Three bells! It's time to fart on Glerp!"

Glerp:"I'm being held here against my will! Help!"

I fart on Glerp.

You Guys:"Poor Glerp getting farted on but, she kinda deserves it sometimes, let's be honest, if we're talking about Glerp here."

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Me:"This here crack is for Chapa and Bose to get high! Not for pesky people!"

You Guys:"No no no no no! We don't want Chapa and Bose to get high, what is wrong with you girl? What the hell?"

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Me:(About the master builders mocking Emmet)"Hey! Let's mock them(the master builders who mocked Emmet)and see how they like it!"

You Guys all agree and we start mocking the master builders until Emmet whistles.

Emmet:"People, people, please! Don't you see that by mocking these people that you're no better than they are? It happened a long time ago! It was a bad take! None of you were even mocked! Why are you offended? I'm not! We all make mistakes and say stupid things! We start ruining each other's lives over every dumb thing we've said! Nobody's perfect! You just need to be willing to grow, learn, and change for the better!"

Lucy:"He's making sense!"

We continue mocking the master builders anyway.

A Spongebob time card shows up with the words "Three Days Of Bullying Later..."

French Narrator:"Three Days Of Bullying Later..."

One Of You Guys:"Ugh. I'm getting kind of bored of mocking these guys."

Me:"Hey everyone! Bose and Chapa went to SwellMelonFest with dates but not with each other! Let's go mock their dates! Come on!"

We all cheer as we go to mock Bose and Chapa's dates.

The Masterbuilders:"Well, now that we've been bullied, harrassed, threatened, and mocked, we'll never make another mistake ever again!"

Emmet and Lucy:"Really?"

The Masterbuilders:"Pffft! Of course we will!"

The Masterbuilders laugh.

You Guys:(Laughing)"Is she(Brielle)mocking the masterbuilders?"

Me:(Sassily)"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not."

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