young, dumb, broke Highschool kids (Kenny/Kyle x reader, LOVE TRIANGLE 🙀)

Algebra sucks ass

I DIDNT PROOF READ PROB SHOULD'VE 😔 ANYWAYSSSS I'm loving this 🙈 hope y'all are enjoying this too pookies 💋 ENJOYYYY 🙏🏼

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We all walked to our lockers laughing and telling stupid jokes after cartman caught up to us (which took a min bc he can't run 💀)

I was relieved that there wasn't a lot of tension anymore

They started talking abt childhood memories and stories, "wait wait, so you're saying Kyle and cartman had AIDS before??" I said trying not to laugh

Stan was laughing, "yeah dude! Cartman and Kyle were probably getting it on" he said jokingly

Kyle didn't look amused, "shut up Stan" he said elbowing him

Cartman rolled his eyes, "didnt you used to always throw up on Wendy?? Nasty bitch"

"Weren't you so scared she was gonna beat your ass that you ate your underwear in front of her?" Kenny said a little muffled

Erics eyes widened as everyone looked at him and laughed, "SHUT UP NO I DID NOT, AND YOU CANT BE LAUGHING DUMB JEW YOUR MOMS A BIG FAT BITCH"

"SHUT UP CARTMAN. YOUR MOMS A WHORE AND YOUR TWICE MY MOMS SIZE" Kyle responded

Me, Stan, and Kenny snickered at their bickering.

"Wait how did you know that?" Stan said calming down from his laughing

"Well let's just say 'princess Kenny' is still on the girls GC.." he said once again muffled, I could tell he was smirking under his hood

"Who?" I said confused as ever

"That's a story for another time-" Stan got cut off by cartman

Cartman whipped his head to Kenny, "AYE, I know your not laughing kinny, talking about std's like you didn't get one in 4TH GRADE from a 5TH GRADER GIVING YOU A BJ"

"Oh yeah HAHA" Stan said while Kyle was still calming down from him and cartmans arguing

Kenny's hood was on but I could tell his mouth was wide open from how his eyes were wide

"wait, WHAT??" i said with wide eyes

"FORTH GRADE?? DAUYMMM"

"Yeah kinnys a whore" cartman said snickering

Kyle rolled his eyes

"I'm not a whore, women are just hot" he said proudly and still muffled

Clyde Walked by, "agreed" he said walking into our 2nd period class that was 10 feet from us

We all walked in class as me, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan continued to listen to my emo ass playlist

We were in math and had a substitute, 'mr.bendover' love that

All of us joined a round table no one was sitting at and sat down as the substitute introduced himself

"Hello class my name is 'Mr.bendover' and I'll be your substitute for math today, any questions?"

The class was giggling and snickering as he explained himself as a girl with long black hair and a purplish pink hat raised her hand

I saw her in the bathroom on my first day

"Yes Ms..." the teacher said pointing at the girl

"Wendy testaburger," she said confidently

I looked over to Stan smirking, he was already staring at her looking lovesick