Romance High School: Das Gedicht Von Leben Und Tod

bittersüße tragödie: Secret Love Letter? [1]

Everything began on this exact day, it was April at that time, that time of the year that we called "Love-bird's Month", this was that one time of the year that everyone would write love letters to each other and would give chocolates as well, my friend Nathalie had already received a load of chocolates, so she had already started sharing some of them with me, as they were too many for her too eat them all, but I had never received something like that, and I always wished to receive a little letter saying "I love you" or something like that from a friend of mine, but it had never happened, until this day

I woke up and I went to the bathroom

Yawns -Ugh... What day is it...? Monday, again...? God... I hate school... Wait... W-what time is it...? It's... Shit! It's eight o'clock! I'm late to school again!

I got dressed as fast as I could and I went downstairs

-Mother! Father! What the heck?! Why the fuck didn't you wake me up for school?! I'm gonna be late for the sixth time!

-Language!

-Sorry! At least wake me up before school! Did you at least make me lunch?

Sighs -Yes, I did. It's your fault that you're late because you kept saying "Just five more minutes, mom...".

-And you believed me?!

-Yukki!

-I'm going! See you at six!

Far away -Don't forget to do your homework assignment!

-I won't!

I ran to school as fast as I could and then I ran to my classroom

Panting -Sorry for coming late, miss!

-Yukki-chan... How many times have I told you to-

-"Not come late to class"... I'm sorry...

-Oh, look who came late to class again! The "Emo Giraffe's" girlfriend~

The whole class -Oooooh~

-Shut up, Edgar! I've already told you a million times that I don't like Nathalie! So, if you were best friend's with a girl, would she automatically be your girlfriend?

-Bro, I don't even like girls!

The whole class gasped

-What?! Can't I be gay now?! Homophobic freaks...

-Oh- I was NOT expecting that... Goddamn... Somebody will have to become the "Love Detective" once again to figure out who Edgar's attracted to~

-Shup up, lesbian bitch!

The whole class gasped once again

-Uh... Hahah- What? How am I a lesbian?

-You're inlove with Nathalie, who is a lesbian girl. And, you're a girl. Boom, you're a lesbian.

-Excuse me? I'm aroace. I'm not attracted to anyone. People suck.

-Ah- Really? But- Weren't you cuddling her the other day?

-How about you? Didn't you kiss Joel the other day?

-Wha-?! Hey! That was an accident! Cuddling your "alpha emo girlfriend" isn't an accident!

-What the actual fuck is an "alpha emo girlfriend"? And she was just comforting me.

-Aww~ Guys! The "anime twink" was being comforted by her "alpha emo girlfriend"~ Isn't that cute~?

The whole class again -Oooooh~

-"Anime twink"?! I don't even like anime! I'm not a nerd!

-Don't you like something called "Sweet Murder Love" or whatever the name of that shit is? Oh- And don't you like a game named "Detective: Code 143" or something like that?