My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

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Jaws

Matt Hooper:(About Bruce The Shark)"What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine."

Me:"Sounds like Patrick, Jughead, Garfield, Theodore, Eleanor, and me in a nutshell."

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Jaws

When Bruce The Shark explodes into a million pieces.

Me:"Rest in pieces, Brucey!"

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Miles Sells His Soul

During the log rolling competition

Cindy:(To Ricardo)"Fall, you son of a BITCH!"

Also when they are talking about the catchy song the Demon sang Alanna would talk about the "Catchy Song" from "The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part"

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Alien Zoo

When Glerp was crying

Me:(To Glerp)"You are a worthless, dentless, bagged, little piece of shit who's weeping like a fucking nine year old girl!"

You Guys:"Pretty weenie."

Me:(To Glerp)"You retarded bitch!"

You Guys:"Pffft! Wow!"

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Power Problems Part 1

Bose:"I'm thirsty."

Lilith:"I'm thirsty, too."

Me:(To Lilith)"How about a fine ass glass of our finest shit?"

I laugh.

You Guys:(Laughing)"Fine ass glass of our finest shit!"

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Power Problems Part 1

When Lilith offers the two plates of food to Bose.

Me:(To Lilith)"How about you take these plates of food and shove them up your ugly ass?! You heard me right! Shove em up your ugly ass!"

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The Force Returns Part 1

Mika:(To Bose)"Not yet, honey."

Me:(To Mika)"How about you dye your shitness?!"

Miles:"What are you saying, Author's Name?!"

I laugh.

You Guys:"Dye your shit?"

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Unmasked Part 1

Miles:(Giving flowers to Chapa)"Mi'lady."

Bose:(Jealous; To Miles)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! Thay will be your balls!"

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Jaws 2

Police Chief Martin Brody:[luring the shark towards a power cable] All right, you big bastard! Come on! I've got something for ya now! That's it! Attaboy, come on! Right over here! Open wide! OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!

The shark is a female shark, her name is Brucette, she is Bruce's mate, which is why she was causing havoc on Amity, to get revenge for the death of her mate. She is also pregnant, so part of the havoc was probably due to her pregnancy. And she is in labor right now and is about the give birth. The shark bites the power cable, gets electrocuted, and dies, ready to see her mate Bruce The Shark again...