My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Jaws

Martin:"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit. [the shark suddenly appears, causing Brody to recoil in shock]

Martin:"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Equally funny is the he makes when he spots the shark. You can tell his brain is calculating how close his hand just came to being bitten off.Also note that he specifically said "you're". The implication there is that Brody would very much like to get off this ride now.

The Lego Movie

Emmet:(He grabs his phone)Well, I guess I'm gonna have to report yyyyyyyyyy... [in that moment the hooded figure removes its hood to reveal a beautiful woman, Emmet suddenly gets is frozen on the spot by her beauty.

Also Martin and Emmet are both nice guys but Emmet is nicer than Martin. For one thing, Emmet doesn't swear!

Jaws

Martin:"Slow it ahead. I can go "Slow it ahead." Come on down here and chum some of this shit!"

I mean honestly, does that dude kiss his mother with that mouth?

Also Martin is smarter than Emmet. Emmet is shown to be rather dense, but he is obviously such a sweet fellow. Emmet redeemed President Business/Lord Business while Martin just blew up Bruce and electrocuted Brucette. He also sweared before doing so.

Jaws

Bruce

ON TOP OF MAST

Martin: All right. All right. All right, come on! Show the tank. Show me thetank. Blow up! Blow up! Smile you son of a... BITCH!! -- Ah ha ha ha!!!

Martin shooted the pressurized air tank that was in the Bruce's mouth, and Bruce explodes, much to Brucette's dismay later on...

Brucette sees her mate Bruce's dead body.

Brucette:(In her head)"BRUCE! Oh, Bruce. No, no, please, no."

Brucette lets out a roar of grief, devastated by the loss of her mate. She then lets out a roar of revenge and vengance, ready to get revenge and vengeance on the people who killed her mate. Out of the corner of her sapphire blue eye, she spots two scuba divers, and slyly smirks.

Brucette:(In her head)"They'll make good first victims."

Brucette gets ready to hunt her first victims.

Jaws 2

Brucette

Martin:[luring the shark towards a power cable] All right, you big bastard! Come on! I've got something for ya now! That's it! Attaboy, come on! Right over here! Open wide! OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!

Brucette bites the power cable, gets electrocuted, and dies, ready to see Bruce again...

Ha! The shark is a girl and he doesn't know it!

Also Emmet follows the instructions and rules. Martin, on the other hand:Screw The Rules, I Make Them!: "I can do anything; I'm the chief of police."

Also Martin is middle aged, probably in his 30s, while Emmet is a young man who is 22 in the first movie and is 27 in the second movie. Also Emmet and Martin both have romantic interests: Emmet's romantic interest is his girlfriend Wyldstyle/Lucy and Martin's romantic interest is his wife Ellen. While Martin and Ellen are married and have kids, Emmet and Wyldstyle/Lucy share a house together. That's it. Martin and Ellen also share a house along with their kids and their pet dogs but you know what I mean! While Martin and Ellen have pet dogs, Emmet and Wyldstyle/Lucy have a unicorn cat/hybrid. Try and beat THAT! Ha!