My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Emmet:(Smiling and baby-talking the shark)"Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!"

Emmet laughs.

Martin, Matt, and Quint stare at the scene in front of them in utter disbelief.

Martin:"That shit works?"

Matt:"Oh, I'll be darned."

Quint:"Wha--?! You've got to be kidding me!"

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Sandy, Spongebob, And The Worm

Sandy:"And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?"

Spongebob:(His butt has "Property Of Sandy Cheeks" printed on it, states it meekly)"You do."

Sandy:"Right."

Me:"Sounds like Wyldstyle/Lucy and Emmet in a nutshell. Because in The Lego Movie Wyldstyle/Lucy saves Emmet's yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis."

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The Lego Movie

She(Wyldstyle/Lucy)would protect him(Emmet).

Me:"Sounds like Chapa and Bose in a nutshell."

Street Fightin'

Bose:"I'm not good at math but I think they outnumber us."

Chapa:"Stay behind me and I'll protect you."

Me:(Gushing, putting my hands on my heart)"Awwwww~!"

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Jaws

Police Chief Martin Brody

Audience Surrogate: He's not perfect hero material and basically ordinary.

Me:"Sounds like Emmet in a nutshell because it's painfully clear how much more qualified all of the Master Builders are at being The Special than he is; he's naïve, idiotic, clumsy, and can barely muster the creativity to put two tiny LEGO bricks together. It later turns out there's no such thing as the Special; it was all a ruse devised by Vitruvius to make him see that anyone can be special.

The Lego Movie

Emmet:"Look, come on, this is a big misunderstanding! I'm just a regular, normal, ordinary guy!"

Later in the movie

Emmet:"Yes, it's true. I may not be a Master Builder. I may not have a lot of experience. Fighting or leading or coming up with plans. Or having ideas in general! In fact, I'm not all that smart. And I'm not what you'd call a creative type. Plus, generally unskilled. Also, scared and cowardly. I know what you're thinking:"He is the least qualified person in the world to lead us." And you are right."

You know, since Martin is not experienced in matters of the sea and is afraid of water, it would be funny if Martin said this in Jaws:

Martin:"I know what you're thinking:"He is the least qualified person in the world to kill the shark." And you are right."

And before Martin hunted the shark it would have been funny if it went like this:

Quint:"Are you ready?"

Martin:(Determined smile)"Yes I am...I think."

Since Martin and Emmet are the least qualified men in the world to do the tasks they are doing, it would have been funny if they said:

Martin and Emmet:"Why do I gotta be the one to deal with this shit?"

Also Emmet is funnier than Martin. I mean Emmet-after he falls into The Old West-continuing to scream for 10 seconds straight after hitting the ground is funnier than Martin blabbing about calling in a bigger boat. But they both had their funny moments with a funny face and the "You" word after they see someone: