My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

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Bose:(To Chapa)"I'm sorry! Your hotness distracted me!!"

Bose:"I was thinking!"

Chapa:"Wait, you were thinking?! I thought I smelled smoke."

Chapa:"Wait you can read?! You can read and follow instructions?! I'm amazed!"

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Chapa:"I'm getting paid overtime for this, right Ray?"

Ray:"Why do I gotta be the one to deal with this shit?"

Chapa:"This job gets very stressful, Ray."

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Chapa is talking to Mika.

Chapa:"Oh, this job is hard! Well, at least I'm not sucking dick."

Bose walks in naked.

Bose:"Chapa! Mika! Suck my dick!"

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Danger Force

As Chapa heads downstairs, Ray is on the phone.

Ray:"Uh-huh. Hold on. Chapa! Bose needs your help."

Chapa:"What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs?"

Ray:"He said he didn't want to bother you, but he got over it."

Later

Chapa walks up to Ray.

Chapa:"Ray, this is ridiculous! Bose's being completely unreasonable!"

Ray:"He can be as unreasonable as he wants!"

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The Lego Movie

As Wyldstyle heads downstairs, Vitruvius is on the phone.

Vitruvius:"Uh-huh. Hold on. Wyldstyle! Emmet needs your help."

Wyldstyle:"What?! Why didn't he ask me before I walked all the way downstairs?"

Vitruvius:"He said he didn't want to bother you, but he got over it."

Later

Wyldstyle walks up to Vitruvius.

Wyldstyle:"Vitruvius, this is ridiculous! Emmet's being completely unreasonable!"

Vitruvius:"He can be as unreasonable as he wants!"

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Jaws

If Emmet from The Lego Movie went with Police Chief Martin Brody, Marine Biologist Matt Hooper, and Shark Hunter Quint to catch Bruce The Shark.

Quint:(To Matt and Martin)"Guys, this is ridiculous! Emmet's being comletely unreasonable!"

Martin:"He can be as unreasonable as he wants!"

Quint:(About Emmet)"He's about as smart as bait..."

Quint walks up to Emmet and starts yelling at him.

Quint:(Yelling)"Get smart, dummy! Wise up! Get clever, idiot! Know things!"

Poor Emmet looked like he was about to burst into tears!

Poor Emmet bursts into tears, runs off and goes inside the Orca cabin.

Martin and Matt chew Quint out for yelling at Emmet.

Martin and Matt comfort Emmet.

When they encounter Bruce The Shark.

Emmet tames the shark by rubbing the shark's belly and the shark enjoys the belly rub and smiles and makes puppy dog noises and pants like a dog and wags his back fin like a dog.