My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Little Saige:(Upset to wait nine months)"Nine months?!"

Mommy:"Don't worry, it will be fun!(Morning sickness kicks in and is about to throw up and her face turns green and she puts a hand over her mouth)Urp!"

A Spongebob time card shows up with the words "8 Months Later...".

French Narrator:"8 excruciating long months later..."

During the 8 months

After the ultrasound reveals that the baby is a girl.

Little Saige:"Am I getting a sister or brother?"

Mommy:"You're getting a sister!"

Little Saige:"Yay! You're naming her "Paige", right? To rhyme with "Saige?" So we match?"

Mommy:"Actually...(rubs her baby bump and smiles lovingly)I'd like to call her "Brielle"."

Little Saige:"What?! What kind of a name is that?!"

Mommy:"It mean "Heroine of God" in Hebrew and "God is my strength" in French."

I suddenly start kicking from inside the womb.

Mommy:"Whew! She's a kicker."

Grandma:"It also means "Hyper One" but your mommy likes it, so that's that."

8 months later...

Grandpa is at Grandma's house babysitting Little Saige. The phone rings. Grandpa picks up.

Grandpa:"Hello? What?! The baby is here already?! I thought she was coming in April!"

In the backround, Little Saige heard what Grandpa said and begs to talk on the phone.

Grandpa:"I'll put Saige on."

Grandpa puts Little Saige on the phone.

Little Saige:"Hello?"

Grandma:(On the phone)"Saige? It's Grandma! Your new baby sister is here!"

Little Saige:"Now?! I thought she was coming in April!"

Grandma:"Well, sometimes babies want to be born a month early. They're called "Premature babies" or "Premies" for short."

Little Saige:"Can I go see her now?"

Grandma:"Not now, honey. She's in the incubator now. In a few hours you can see her."

Little Saige:"Well, I've waited this long. What's a few more(talks loudly)excruciatingly long(calmly)hours?"

A Spongebob title card shows up with the words "A Few Hours Later..."

French Narrator:"A few excruciatingly long hours later..."

At the hospital

Little Saige is in the waiting room, hyper, nervous, and excited. She's hyper-nervous-cited!

Little Saige:(Sitting in waiting room chair; swinging her legs back and forth)"I'm hyper and nervous and excited. I'm hyper-nervous-cited!"

Just then, the door to Mommy's hospital room opened and a nice nurse walked out.

Nice Nurse:"Hello? Saige? Are you ready to meet your new baby sister?"

Little Saige:(So excited she talks loud)"Boy am I ever!"

Nice Nurse:(Puts her finger on her lips)"Shh! Be quiet! The baby is sleeping!"

Little Saige:(Whispering)"Right, sorry."

Little Saige walks in the room and sees her Mommy lying down in the hospital bed. She looked tired. She has dark circles under her eyes and has a tired but proud smile. In her arms she is holding a pink blanket with baby me inside.

Little Saige:"Hi Mommy!"

Mommy:"Hi sweetie. Meet your new baby sister. Brielle."

Little Saige:"Hi Brielle!"

Mommy:"Would you like to hold her?"

Little Saige:"Okay!"

Mommy hands baby me to Little Saige.

Mommy:"Support the head."

Little Saige gazes at her new baby sister in awe. She loved her. She was so tiny and she had fluffy brown hair. 

Little Saige:"Hi Brielle! I'm your new big sister Saige! And I'm going to be the best big sister ever!"

The baby woke up, opening her hazel green eyes. Confused and scared by this new face, the baby softly cried. Mommy took the new baby back from Little Saige and comforted the baby.

Mommy:"It's okay. Shhh..."