My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Me:(To Police Chief Martin Brody)"You mean "Big Bitch" and "Attagirl."

Police Chief Martin Brody:(Confused)"Huh?"

Me:"Something tells me that Mr.Jaws is actually a Mrs.Jaws."

I point to the shark pup, Vengance, Brucette has just given birth to while she was being electrocuted. 

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Chapa:"All clear at the Sip'N'Stare. You know, the spot where we sip and stare at our dates!"

Me:(Exasperated)"I don't understand why Chapa is saying this bullshit! She can stare at Bose right now! I mean they're at the spot right now! Together! Alone!(sly grin)But I think they should slip away and check for any threats in a dark room with the door closed. If you know what I mean...;)"

Cut to me putting Chapa and Bose alone in a room together.

I turn the lights off.

Me:(Sly grin)"I'm not coming back. Have fun. But not too much fun, okay?"

I wink, laugh, smile, wave "Bye-Bye" and walk away, but not before closing the door.

The now flustered Bose and Chapa-who have feelings for each other and their teenage hormones rising-turn to each other, faces filled with blush.

Bose:"So...(slyly smirks and snakes his arms around Chapa and pulls her closer to him, causing her to gasp but then giggle)We're alone?"

Chapa:(Slyly smirks and wraps her arms around Bose's neck)"I guess we are."

Bose chuckles and leans in to kiss his dream crush but much to his, Chapa, and us viewer's dismay, Miles pops up between them.

Miles:"So, have you guys seen anything suspicious yet?"

Us:(Upset that Miles ruined the moment)"Oh! Dude!"

Later

When Scar wins Kennedy a plush melon.

Chapa:"That should be MY plush melon."

Kennedy gives Scar a jump-hug.

Bose:"That should be MY jump-hug."

Me:"Bose and Chapa should be doing those things together! Bose should be winning Chapa a plush melon, Chapa should be giving Bose a jump-hug, Chapa and Bose should be at the Sip-N-Stare sipping while staring into each other's eyes, Chapa and Bose should be by the DJ dancing with each other, and when the SwellMelon Ball dropped, THEY SHOULD HAVE KISSED EACH OTHER! ON THE LIPS! IT'S NOT FAIR THAT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN THOUGH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

You Guys:(Covering your ears because of my screaming and I break the glass and you guys cover my mouth to get me to stop screaming)"You're right! Chapa has just got to give Bose head!"

Mike Caron:(Disgusted; Shaking his head)"No, Chapa does not have to give Bose head, just, no."

Me:"But I'd love to see how they look, Chapa giving Bose a blowjob. Chapa kneeling between Bose's legs, looking up at him, her lips on his d--"

Mike Caron:(Disgusted)"A-Author's Name! God!"

Me:"Bose has to fuck Chapa's ass. Bose and Chapa have to fuck. Chapa and Bose need to have sex."

I pull out a condom and smirk.

Me:"With protection, of course! Don't want Chapa getting pregnant or get STDs."

Later when Chapa kicks the bad guys into the table.

Me:(Smiling and gesturing out my Chapa shirt that I have on)"This is why I have a shirt with your face on it!"