Text You Never [Ni-ki Enhypen]

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RudeDude
Are you GenZ or Mellenial?

Melody
Why do you keep texting me?

RudeDude
Idk I just like texting you

You make me laugh

Melody
ah, so you're a creep

RudeDude
Wah- 
I am not!

RudeDude
I was raised to be a gentleman!!

Melody
Recalling the way you were screaming at me through text thinking I was your hyung
does not sound very gentlemanly

RudeDude
I told you I was sorry
and my Hyungs are my hyungs
I don't need to be formal or respect them all the time

Melody
I suppose that makes sense

RudeDude
You still didn't answer my question

Melody
and I am under no obligation to do so

RudeDude
JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION

Melody
WHY SHOULD I?

RudeDude
So I know I'm  not talking to a creep

Melody
Says the creep
And if you want an answer
you answer first

RudeDude
I'm Gen z

Melody
Same

RudeDude
20 something or 19 something?
I'm 20 something :)

Melody
20

RudeDude
What liner at you?

Melody
And why would I tell you that?

RudeDude
I just wanna know

Melody
And I just don't wanna tell you

RudeDude
if I tell you will you tell me?

Melody
No.

RudeDude
Why not?

Melody
I can just hear the whining from over here
and I don't just give away my personal information to strangers online!
And you shouldn't either!

RudeDude
But we aren't strangers

Melody
This kid-
we don't even know each other's names!

RudeDude
Oh, well then I'm Nicky

Melody
I-

Meldoy
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT!?!
I COULD BE A SERIAL KILLER FOR ALL YOU KNOW

RudeDude
You don't act like one tho

Melody
AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ACT LIKE

RudeDude
Touche

Meldoy
*Sighs agressivly.*

RudeDude
But you know, if you were a serial killer, I doubt you'd tell me not to tell my name
wouldn't you be asking for it so you could like-
you know, murder me?

Melody
Or maybe I just don't like going after children, child.

RudeDude
how would you know that i'm-?
ykw? 
Nevermind

RudeDude
But why would u care if I was a child?

Melody
So you are a child then

RudeDude
I-
I'M GOING TO BE AN ADULT SOON

Melody
So you're about 16-18 then.

RudeDude
I-
I should stop now

Melody
Yeah
You really should

RudeDude
So
....
will you tell me your name? 
I told you mine

Melody
....
Melody

RudeDude
That's a pretty name

Melody
....
Thank you

RudeDude
*Le gasp*
Are you actually being nice to me right now?!!

Melody
Screw you