Text You Never [Ni-ki Enhypen]

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RudeDude
Heyyyy

Melody
Who is this?

RudeDude
Taiyaki?

Melody
Oh. 
You
(ㆆ_ㆆ)
What do you want?

RudeDude
Oh nothing
I was just bored
and remembered I had some random contact on here
So I was wondering who you are?

Melody
 Give me one good reason
why I would tell my identity to you?

RudeDude
I'm handsome?

Melody
And what makes you think I ain't a dude?

RudeDude
IDK
I just assumed-

Melody
YOU ASSUMED MY GENDER!!
THAT'S OFFENVICE!
I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

RudeDude
WAIT!
GOD I'M SORRY
I DIDN'T MEAN TO REALLY
I'M SORRY

Melody
Uh-huh
Whatever
And I'm not telling you who I am

RudeDude
Why not?

Melody
Because I'm a criminal
dumbass

RudeDude
 waIT-
SERIOUSLY?

Melody
Yeah. 
I drove a car without a license and
ran a red light 

RudeDude
Seriously?

Melody
Yes and no
I did drive a car without a license
But I did not run a red light

RudeDude
Why'd you drive illegally?

Melody
Because I am acquainted with a bunch of idiots who 
had tendencies to get themselves injured
And at the time the driver got injured
So naturally, I had to take over.

RudeDude
Oh.
Lol, I was ready to call the police and tell them a criminal escaped

Melody
Do you honestly think yourself as funny?

RudeDude
Sometimes
Yes

Melody
Never realized how the standers for humor have fallen so much

RudeDude
Ouch

Melody
Know pain

RudeDude
Is that a reference

Melody
Yes.
Did you get it?

RudeDude
Sounds familiar but Idk

Melody
Disgraceful

Melody
My standers for rl men
keep on falling day by day
And my faith in mankind
slowly diminishes the longer I live

RudeDude
I don't know whether to be
offended or laugh at the irony

Melody
Irony of what?

RudeDude
so many girls
tell me I'm such a high standard
and that I should give them a chance

Melody
Well clearly their standards are as low as the ground

RudeDude
I-
Now I'm starting to feel offended

Melody
Good.

RudeDude
Ugly wirdo

Melody
Is that supposed to offend me?
If so
you're doing a terrible job
try harder

RudeDude
Why did I even bother to text you?

Melody
I've been wondering that
since the moment you texted me 

RudeDude
Why are u the way you are?

Melody
I missed my morning coffee
You figure it out

RudeDude
I see

Melody
Yeah
Now I'm going to get my coffee and get to work so don't text me

RudeDude
I will make no such promises

Melody
I will block you

RudeDude
I have a feeling your not actually going to do that
Read at 8:24 am

RudeDude
I can't believe you just left me on read
So many girls would kill to have my contact
Read at 8:25 am

RudeDude
Fine. Bye.
Read at 8:25 am