My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

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Jaws

Ellen: See the kids?

Martin: They must be in the backyard.

Ellen: In Amity, you say: yahd.

Martin: There in the yahd, not too fah from the cah. How's that?

Ellen: Like your from New York.

You Guys:"Darn."

Me:(To Ellen)"Don't you have 50 million things to do?"

You Guys:"Damn!"

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Jaws

In the opening scene when Chrissie goes skinny dipping.

Me:"Hey, we wild and wet now. We wild and wet."

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Jaws

Quint:(About the shark)"I'll have it's head cut off(holds up a plauge that reads "Bruce")and mounted over my fireplace!"

Shot of Bruce's head on the plauge that reads "Bruce" above Quint's fireplace.

Quint is sitting by the fire with a cup of tea and a content smile on his face. He sips his tea and blinks.

Underwater, it turns out Bruce heard the whole thing and that was his imagination. Bruce screams and holds onto his head as his mate Brucette cries.

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Just so you know, sharks have claspers. They're like a penis.

Jaws

Quint:(To the shark Bruce)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"

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Bose and Miles are fighting over Chapa.

Bose:(To Miles)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"

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Miles and Bose are fighting over Chapa.

Miles:(To Bose)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"

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Cindy:(To Bose)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"

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Street Fightin'

After Crank is mean to Bose.

Chapa:(To Crank)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"

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Miles Sells His Soul

Cindy:(To Ricardo)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!"

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Miles Sells His Soul

Alanna was excited to meet The Tooth Fairy. Alanna asked for The Tooth Fairy's autograph. It turns out, The Tooth Fairy has a soft spot for kids through the ages of 6-12. That's how old kids are when they first lose their baby teeth and stop losing their baby teeth.