My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

Henry:"Do you know how to play chess?"

Ray:"Nah, nobody does."

Me:"That's true. I don't know how to play chess!"

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Bose walks into the Man's Nest but it's dark.

Bose:"Hey, why is it so dark in here?"

Suddenly, a flashlight turns on, lighting up Cindy's pretty face. Cindy is holding a flashlight and is standing a few feet away from Bose. Cindy starts to speak in a creepy, low voice.

Cindy:(Creepy, low voice)"Hey, uh, you've been dizzy, huh? So, I've got a question for ya. Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause, if you take another step forward, you are REALLY not going to like what happens next. It's a beautiful day outide. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these...kids like you...(raspy voice)will be burning in hell."

Bose is now scared as hell and has a scared look on his face.

Bose:(Scared and stuttering)"Wha-wha-what? R-re-really?"

Cindy turns on the lights, turns off the flashlight, and throws the flaslight away. Cindy has a teasing smile on her face, a mischievous twinkle in her ocean blue eyes.

Cindy:"Nah! I just like to mess with ya!"

Cindy laughs and Bose is unamused and pouts. 

Bose:"Stop laughing! It's not funny!"

Cindy:"Uh, no! It was extremely funny! Oh, you should have seen the look on your face!(Mimics Bose scared face)"Ooh! I'm so scared!"

Cindy continues to laugh.

Cindy:"Alanna! You can come out now!"

Alanna comes out from behind the couch with her phone, giggling.

Cindy:"Did you get it?"

Alanna:"Every priceless second!"

Cindy and Alanna look on the footage on Alanna's phone and laugh.

Alanna:"Aw man! Wait till I send this to Chapa!"

Bose:(Putting his hand out)"No! Don't sent that to Chapa!"

Alanna:"Okay! I won't send it to Chapa."

Bose breathes out a sigh of relief.

Bose:"Good."

Alanna:(Sends the recording to Chapa)"Oopsie daisie."

Later Chapa storms into the Man's Nest sparking with her phone in her hand.

Chapa:"Cindy! I'm gonna kill you! How could you scare Bose like that?!"

Chapa puts her phone away and turns to Bose, putting her hand on his cheek, stroking it.

Chapa:"I'm so sorry Cindy scared you Bosey. Are you okay?"

Bose smiles due to Chapa having her full attention on him.

Bose:"I am now."

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Earth to Bose

Ray:"Okay Glerp! The only thing you're gonna be stapling is my fist!"

Glerp uses a staplegun to staple Ray's fist, the rest of his body, and Chapa's to the metal door.

Glerp sets down the staplegun.

Ray:"You didn't let me finish. I was gonna say "The only thing you're gonna be stapling is my fist, the rest of my body, and Chapa's" so, so I was right."