My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff

Ray:(Sarcastically)"Hilarious. Just get to the tube."

Bose does so and stands next to Chapa of course. Ray gets to the tube as well.

Bose:(Flirtatiously)"Hello, m'lady."

Chapa blushes and looks away.

Chapa:(Shyly)"Just-just call it."

Bose:"Down the tube!"

Down the tube they go.

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Me after watching "Jaws".

Me:"What did I just watch? What did I just witness?"

Scene cuts to me at the beach, afraid to dip a single toe into the water.

Me:"What if there are sharks in there?!"

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Me watching Jaws.

Me:(Sarcastically)"Ooh, I'm so scared."

Me watching Bose and Mika kissing.

Me:(Hands over my eyes)"My eyes! That is too scary!"

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Miles and Bose are fighting over Chapa.

Bose:(To Miles)"You hear me, you bastard?! I'll cut off your nutsack, and nail it to my door! Like one of those lion door knockers that rich folk have! That will be your balls!"

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Chapa:(To Bose)"Well, aren't you gonna show us your penis?"

Mika:(To Chapa)"He probably forgot where it is."

Chapa:"What the fuck?!"

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Chapa:(To Bose)"Can I get horny?"

Bose:(Smiling)"Yes."

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Me:(To Mike And Chris About Unmasked)"You have Miles call Chapa "M'lady" and give her flowers and have Mika and Bose say they kissed, it's like hitting the beserk button on us Chose fans which makes us get out our pitchforks and torches for Christ Sakes! Fuck! I think I'm gonna be sick!"

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Me:"Bose and Mika kissing is more disgusting than a gory scene in Jaws. I'd rather watch a gory scene in "Jaws" than watch Bose and Mika kiss."

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Me:(To the people on the Dangerverse Fandom Wiki)"You have the Chapa and Bose relationship not have the word romantic and have the Bose and Mika relationship with the word romantic and have the Chapa and Miles relationship with the word romantic it's like hitting the beserk button on us Chose fans which makes us get out our pitchforks and torches for Christ Sakes! Fuck! I think I'm gonna be sick!"

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Me:(To Havan Flores)"You say in your commentary on Instagram that Bose and Chapa's affections for each other are not romantic just platonic it's like hitting the beserk button on us Chose fans which makes us get out our pitchforks and torches for Christ Sakes! Fuck! I think I'm gonna be sick!"

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Me:(To the Danger Force cast and crew)"You guys are crazy! I'm out of here! One day Chapa and Bose WILL be boyfriend and girlfriend! Mark it!"

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Guardians Of The Ponytail

Ray and Henry are playing chess.