Reborn As Sisters (GL)

Side Chapt: Incorrect Quotes (II)

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Alex: So, what are we doing?
Alyssa: Wasting our lives.
Alex: I meant for lunch...

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Alex: Hey Alyssa, do you have any hobbies?
Alyssa: Swimming..
Alex: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Alyssa: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Alyssa : Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Bianka: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Bianka: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.
Alyssa : Aw... that's not true.
Alyssa : It'd be exactly the same.
Alyssa : You're not important.

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Alyssa : Did you wash the dishes?
Bianka: I thought you wanted to do that...
Alyssa : *chuckles* You were WRONG.

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Bianka: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Alyssa : *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Bianka: God?!

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Bianka: A decision had to be made.
Alyssa : And you fucked it up!

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Bianka: We have fun, don’t we, Alyssa?
Alyssa : I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Bianka, admiring a sleeping Touya: You’re so cute.
Touya, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Bianka, lovingly: I know.

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Touya: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?
Bianka, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

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Bianka: You can’t have a gun on stage!
Touya: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that’s the rule of Chekhov’s Gun: have a gun. And now that it’s been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.

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Bianka: Touya and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Touya: We what?

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Bianka: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Touya, narrating: But she did not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Bianka: Touya is restricted to decaf for the rest of this adventure.

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Bianka: What do I get?
Touya: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Bianka: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Touya: It won't be you.
Bianka: I'll get my coat.

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Bianka: Do you think I’m ugly?
Touya: It’s not about looks, Bianka. What’s valuable is on the inside...
Bianka: Touya...
Touya: For example, someone's heart.
Bianka: Aw... Stop it-
Touya: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Bianka: Seriously, stop.

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Touya: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Bianka, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Touya, sighing: I can name a few people...

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Touya: All snacks are gone.
Bianka: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Bianka: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Touya: Only if you also don't ask why.
Touya: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Bianka: ...
Bianka, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Bianka: Hey Touya, do you have any hobbies?
Touya: Swimming..
Bianka: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Touya: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Touya: You know what I’ve realized?
Bianka: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?
Touya: Nice try, anyways-

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Touya: *holds a gun out to Bianka*
Bianka: I-I don't believe in guns.
Touya: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

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Touya & Bianka:*Playing video games*
Alyssa: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Touya: *silence*
Bianka: *silence*
Alyssa, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Touya & Bianka in shame: Yeah...

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Touya, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Bianka: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Touya: Ohhhh-
Alyssa: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

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Alyssa: Why don't I like this person?
Touya: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.
Alyssa: Maybe it's because their name is "Bianka". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?
Touya: No.
Alyssa: That's because your name is "Touya".

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Alyssa: I have a bad feeling about this...
Touya: What do you mean?
Alyssa: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
Touya: No?
Bianka: That actually explains so much.

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Bianka: Hey, Alyssa. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alyssa: To get to the other side?
Bianka: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Alyssa: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?
Bianka: To get to the idiot’s house.
Alyssa: ...Ok?
Touya: Hey, Alyssa. Knock knock.
Alyssa: No.
Touya: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Alyssa: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?
Touya: The chicken.
Alyssa:
Touya:
Bianka:
Alyssa: Listen here you little shits-

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(A/n: Between the three of them they have two brain cells.... And Alyssa has them both. Their older brother Alex is just as stupid at times but at least he has some sort of common sense.)