I'm gonna make goldric break up lmao
Today 2:17pm (2/5/2023)
Eda: me and Darius are now sharing custody of hunter
Hunter: what?
Darius: you're my son now
Hunter: oh- okay?
Luz: wait so if aldor and Darius get back together that means hunter and edric wound have to break up-
Darius: who Said I'm going back to hack
Luz: your diary
Hunter: yeahhh
Hunter: edddddEdric: yea?
Hunter: we have to break up because Darius is going to ask your dad out and Darius is now my dad cause shared custody so like if we date and Darius and your dad get together it's incest I believe
Edric: oh that's alot to process-
Edric: so eda and Darius share custody of you-?Hunter: mhm
Edric: and your dad likes my dad and is going to ask him out?
Hunter: he better
Edric: so we're going to be step-brothers?
Edric: it's step-brothers right?Hunter: I believe so-
Edric: oh okay then
Edric: byeLuz: best break up I've seen In years
Hunter: ikr
Amity: wait so am I going to be related to him-
Amity: wait a minute-
Amity: wouldn't I be somewhat related to luzs then because of hunter-?Hunter: idk
Hunter: edaaaaa!Eda: what
Hunter: say Darius gets with alador would Luz and amity be somewhat related?
Eda: what makes you think I know?
Hunter: idk
Darius: dues this mean I fully get hunter
Eda: idk most likely-
Raine: Darius is doing a happy dance of some thing in his room
Darius: shut up Raine
Hunter: lol
Darius: shush son
Hunter: I hate you
Eda: yeahh you can have him
Eda: I don't give up adopted kids this easily but I don't wanna affect luzs relationship in whatever way iif mightDarius: great more paper work...
Eda: ughhhhhh
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