JUNGKOOK AND AHJUMMA'S POV:-
(After wandering in the forest for a long time,they finally found their way inside the city.They knocked out all the enemies with full action ! (˘ ˘ ˘) But how was this made possible... ( '･ω･)...｡oо○)
FLASHBACK:-
J/K and Ahjumma: *walking around dead on their feet*
J/K:I've no energy...I need food !! *faints on the ground*
Ahjumma:*sits beside J/K and starts meditating*
J/K:*speechless*...I..I mean I can bear hunger but you ignoring me since I don't remember when is getting on my nerves !
*getting very upset*
Ahjumma: *no response*
J/K:Aghh I'm stuck with an old,oblivious and unbothered lady who won't care if I die here right at this moment !!! *ranting continues* ◔_◔blablablabla...and I don't like...*speechless when realises that he's not being listened*
Ahjumma: *after a decade* Yes I made it !! *exclaims with her eyes closed*
J/K: *murmuring* this old lady is crazy (⚆_⚆)
Ahjumma:*stops meditating and tells J/K that;
(I was not meditating around for nothing ! I've just brought us a great help ! )
J/K:I hope that it's something worth ignoring me *eye rolls*
Ahjumma:*rolls her eyes back* well um..I WENT INTO THE SPIRIT WORLD TO ASK FOR HELP !!
J/K:And you got ignored~~ ❐‿❑
Ahjumma:*throws a punch on his face*
J/K:*nosebleeds* ( ་། )
Ahjumma:Well..*takes a deep breath*..moving on!
THEY AGREED TO HELP US !! ヾ( ˃ᴗ˂ )◞ • *✰
J/K:What?? *surprised* but how ?? Aren't spirits known to be very arrogant??
Ahjumma: Well it was not easy at first but I offered a deal which they could never reject even in their dreams ! (˘ ˘ ˘)
J/K: Don't tell me that you offered them to live as pets in the city ﾍ(･_|
Ahjumma:Exactly ! That's exactly what I did *feeling proud*
J/K:You're insane !! Don't you know The Queen catches allergy from their fur ! She's gonna kill us ! ..・ヾ(。＞＜)シ
Ahjumma:Well it's better to catch an allergy with their help than dying without it ! Also we're not gonna allow the spirits to go near her.She never leaves the palace so keeping that in mind...*list of reasons gets longer & longer*
J/K:Okay stop ! *frustrated* it's not my problem so the Queen will deal with you rn let's get the help of those lame spirits *huh*
Ahjumma:Aghh
(*a loud slap sound*
*J/K standing with a red face all shocked*)
J/K: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT *looking around eagerly*
Spirit:Hello I'm Gabs and don't try messing with me again ! Next time it will be your head and my fist !
J/K:*speaks anxiously* Uhm...why why can't I see you...? *hesitates while talking*
Gabs:Well stupid humans with weak spiritual powers can't see us ! Which includes you and that stupid stink (˘ ˘ ˘)
Ahjumma: *adds to his insult* Which means that I am better than you guys (˘ ˘ ˘)
Gabs:ditto (˘ ˘ ˘)
J/K: Oh...why is it getting hot *fans himself with his hand* *avoiding eye contact with ahjumma*
Gabs & Ahjumma: *laughs sarcastically*
Gabs: Let's raid the city already !!
J/K & Ahjumma: lessgo !!
(They start moving with full enthusiasm.They take a small break in between and when they decide to move forward ahjumma realises that J/K's missing.)
Ahjumma:Wait...Where's J/K ?
Gabs:*not much bothered* No worries we'll get him in the way ! *whistling and singing out of joy*
(On their way they find J/K clinging on the tree trying to steal eggs from a nest and the bird poking on his head. After struggling for a while he eventually falls on the ground)
Ahjumma: *looking shocked but very happy* Hahahaha..is this His Highness's way of hunting ?? *enjoying every moment of insulting him*
J/K:Cut the crap ! *his ears steaming due to embarrassment* I am trying atleast *looking like a panda with blushed cheeks*
Ahjumma:*awes* You don't need to try so hard use your brain instead! I've accomplished something you'll be amazed after seeing ! (˘ ˘ ˘)
J/K: Aren't you feeling too proud lately remember you're still an old gag *evil giggles*
Ahjumma:SHUTUP ! And watch me !
Gabs! Present your I'll mannered prince a delicious feast (˘ ˘ ˘) *feeling proud again ?*
(A bunch of various foods appear infront of him)
J/K:BIBIMBAP,RABEOKI,STEAKKKKK OMONA OMONA AM I DREAMING ?? *fired up*
You regained you magic ?? * feeling the spice of curiosity alongside*
Ahjumma:Eat first talk later paboya ! *proud smirk*(*˘︶˘*).｡*♡
J/K:YAASSSSS!! *enjoys the food and taps his belly to soothe it*
I'm so full *satisfied*
Ahjumma:Now then...LET'S GET BACK WHAT IS OURS !! *shouts*
(Loud chants of spirits follows her)
Ahjumma:Gabs you got a company !?? *shocked and excited*
Gabs:Me and my babez are gonna crush them (ง •̀_•́)ง‼
J/K:Then what are we here for ? *side eyes*
Gabs:You? You'll be a burden but don't worry I won't let you die(๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥
(All of a sudden)
Gabs: COMRADS CHARGE !! *shouts*
( つ•̀ω•́)つ
(Earth shakes with the loud thuds of their footsteps)
J/K: Charge ? Are they batteries or what Well I'll call them the earth shakers cuz they don't have booties to be called as the booty shakers *murmurs to himself* *soft giggles*
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"ONCE IN THE BLUE MOON"
FanfictionY/N gets teleported to a strange city in a different world which is ruled by a cruel monster. She finds out about her origin while trying to save that world alongside the Prince of the city.
