Artemis:I TOLD YA NOT TO TAKE NOTES FROM YOUR GRANDPA! DID YA LISTEN? NO!!
*SMACK*
Y/n:AHHH!! MOM PLEASE PUT THE SLIPPER DOWN!! I SWEAR I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!
*SMACK*
Y/n:AAAAAHHHHHH-
MEANWHILE: the olympians and Macaque are seen at the family table and can hear Y/n's pleads for mercy and cries for help and sit there, terrified
Zeus:so....how'd it go?
*SMACK*
Y/n:*muffled*AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
The olympians flinch upon hearing the smack and Y/n's scream as Macaque blushes and begins to mumble to herself as Hera smacks her husband up side the head
*smack*
Hera:Zeus! That's not how you start a conversation!*sigh* sorry for my husband Macaque, you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. Plus we don't want to know
She says as Aphrodite slides next to Macaque with a smirk
Aphrodite:but I do~ spill the tea sis! What was he like? Was he good? Normal? Fantastic? Godly?! I need to know!
She says as Macaque blushes deeper as steam comes from the top of her head
Macaque:*incoherent mumbling*
Apollo and Hermes deadpan at her along with Athena and Hera
Athena/Hera/Apollo/Hermes:'it's like she's trying to sleep with him herself'
Zeus looks at Aphrodite and points to a corner
Zeus:BACK TO YOUR CORNER!!!
Aphrodite grumbles while storming off to the corner Zeus pointed to
Aphrodite:*mumble*it's not like I did anything
The olympians turn to her with a angry look
Olympians:YOUR THE REASON WE'RE IN THIS SITUATION!!!!
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The olympians and Macaque turn to the direction of Y/n's scream and look down with sad looks as Hermes does a cross motion
Apollo:we lost one men, pour one out
They all grab a glass and pour it's contents on the ground still looking down as Hermes holds a peice sign
Athena:he was a good kid, he'll be missed
She says as Artemis walks out with a dead Y/n with steam coming off of him and beat the fuck up and slung over her shoulder and points at Aphrodite who hides behind her chair in fear
