Me:"That you guys have not seen the four million dollar roast Danger Force commercial I just shot."

Anna:"You shot a roast Danger Force commercial?!"

Elsa:"For four million dollars?!"

Me:"Well, Emmet did, but I wrote it. Because you guys told me to go on strike? Now, do you wanna go to my room and see my ad or not?"

Anna, Elsa, Olaf, and Spongebob:"No!"

Time skip to all of us in my room watching my commercial on my TV. I am holding the remote.

Me on the Tv:"Hello people of the world! You ever think about roasting Danger Force? Well now you can! Because Author's Name is on strike and there's no one out there to stop you."

Anna:"You shot a commercial to encourage people to roast Danger Force?!"

Me:"That's write. Danger Force roast wave minus Author's name equals the people on Wattpad they need me and comes crawling back to mommy."

Anna:"Ew."

Me:"I'm mommy."

Anna and Elsa:"Ew!"

Spongebob:"What about the Danger Force lovers--"

Me:"Dah dah dah dah dah this is the best part."

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Street Fightin'

Chapa:"Bose is the only pure innocent thing left in this dirt hole of a world."

Me:"Hey, you know what this reminds me of? You familar with The Lego Movie franchise, right?"

Chapa:(Shaking her head)"Not at all."

Me:"Wow. I remember back in the time before The Lego Movie and it's sequel came into my life."

Chapa:"Two days ago?" It wasn't two days ago, I just wanted to do this.

Me:(Nodding my head)"That's right. Anyway, when Emmet and Lucy are at the Systar System at the wedding--"

Chapa:"Wait? The Systar System?"

Me:"Yeah, amazing, right? I mean--"

Chapa:"I don't wanna hear about The Lego Movie! I wanna hear that we live in a world where everybody is nice to people no matter how pure and innocent they are!"

Chapa puts her head in her arms.

Me:"I'll tell you later, but you're gonna love it!"

Later after Ray brings Chapa as Volt out of Hip Hop Puree because she went too far with the excessive force.

Me:"Don't hate me, but it's just like in The Lego Movie during the melting chamber scene. When Wyldstyle rushed in to save Emmet--"

Chapa rolls her eyes and walks away.

Me:"No, no, no, listen, it's really, good, okay?(I follow Chapa as I continue to talk)It also starts in a volcano--"

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The Lego Movie 2:The Second Part

Lucy:"I like you the way you were! Sweet, innocent, kind."

Me:"Hey, you know what this reminds me of? You familiar with Danger Force, right?"

@odawg0207:(Shaking his head)"Not at all."

Me:"Wow. I remember back in the time before Danger Force came into my life.

@odawg0207:"Three years ago?"

Me:(Nodding my head)"That's right. Anyway, when Ray and Chapa are sitting outside on the stairs of Hip Hop Puree--"

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