My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

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When a Chiles or Bomika scene happens, Bad Cop from The Lego Movie shows up.

Bad Cop:"Darn darn darn darny DARN!"

Bad Cop kicks a chair into a robot, kicks the chair four more times, picks it up, and throws it and it hits another robot.

Bad Cop:"Grrr!"

When a Chose scene shows up, Good Cop from The Lego Movie shows up.

Good Cop/Scribble Cop:"Yay!"

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Lucy:"I dyed my hair black."

Chapa:"I dyed my hair black too!"

Lucy and Chapa:"Twinsies!"

You Guys:"Oh my god! Lucy and freakin Chapa hanging out together! You'd never see this ANYWHERE else!"

Emmet:"Where are my pants guy can't find his pants!"

Bose:"He should wear a shirt for pants. Shants."

Emmet:"Awesome!"

You Guys:"Oh my god! Emmet and freakin Bose hanging out together! You'd never see this ANYWHERE else!"

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Let's pretend I have the toy clackers in this.

I am on my swing smiling and playing with my pink balls toy clackers banging them together, liking the sound they make. I am playing with them outside because when I play with them inside the noise drives my family nuts.

Me:(Bobbing my head to the clacking sound)"Smashy smashy! Bang bang! Smashy smashy!"

Nearby, the birds are singing.

Bird:"Chirp! Chirp!(Fast)Chirp-chirp-chirp(cuts itself off and plugs it ears when it hears my clackers)Ow! What is that noise?!"

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Author's Name Strikes Out

I'm wearing a Danger Force T-Shirt.

After watching the Chiles and Bomika scenes in Unmasked.

Miles giving flowers to Chapa and calling her 'My lady' and Mika and Bose saying they kissed.

Me:(In pure rage)"Okay. There's just one thing for me to do."

Anna:"Uh, let me guess:Completely overeact to the situation?"

Elsa:"By refusing to watch or write about this show?"

Spongebob:"And going on strike?"

Olaf:"And becoming obsessed with something else?"

Anna:"And while you're absent everyone becomes so worried about you and Wattpad gets overidden with Chose?"

Me:"Wow. I was just gonna say 'Write down my feelings on a chapter and delete it' but you know what? I like your idea better."

Anna:"Dang it!"

Olaf:"Why did I even talk?!"

Elsa:"Should have just shut up!"

Spongebob:"Why did we do that?!"

Me:"Hey Danger Force! Author's Name is going on strike."

Danger Force:"We know, we heard all that."

Later

I'm wearing a The Lego Movie T-Shirt.

Me:"Emergency! Everybody to my room stat!"

Anna:"What's the emergency?"