My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Ray:"You didn't let me finish. I was gonna say the only thing you're gonna be stapling is my fist, the rest of my body, and Chapa's, so-so I was right."

Chapa:"Yeah."

Glerp:"Look, I know the reason you're all trying to kill me is because you're all in love with Bose!"

Ray:"No!"

Chapa:"That's ridiculous!"

Me:"Okay, you're lying, what makes you lie?"

Chapa:"I'm not lying."

Me:"Yeah you are! Feel like a big girl telling your big girl lies?"

Chapa:"Author's Name."

Me:"Yes, Little Lisa Lies A Lot?"

Chapa:"I--"

Me:"Was jealous!" I cut her off.

Chapa:"I was not jealous!"

Me:"Liar, liar, plants for hire!"

Chapa:"It's pants on fire, Author's Name."

Me:"Don't try to change the subject! You tried to kill Glerp cause you're jealous that she's dating Bose!"

Chapa:"I was not jealous of her dating Bose!"

Me:"Oh come on!(holding my pointer finger and thumb close together just an inch apart from each other)Not even a widdle bit?"

Chapa:"No, not even a widdle bit! No, not at all!"

Me:"Not even a teensie weensie bit? So widdle it sets the world record for widdlest amounts of jeawousy?"

Chapa breaks free from the door by herself.

Me:"You were a widdle jeawous!"

Chapa:"Okay, fine! Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes, but--"

Me:(Holding my phone out)"Ha ha ha ha ha I got you! You got jealous and I got you on record admitting it!"

I use my phone to play a recording of Chapa.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Me:"Ha!"

Chapa:"Stop it!"

Chapa tries to reach for my phone but I pull my hand away.

I play the recording of Chapa again.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Chapa:"Give me the phone!"

Me:"No!"

Chapa:"Give ME the PHONE!"

Me:"No!"

I play the recording again.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Chapa:"Give(zaps me)IT!"

Me:"You can zap me all you want! It doesn't change the fact that you got jealous!"

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Let's pretend I have a phone in this.

Unmasked Part 2 We Did A Bad Thing!

Mika's Mom:(Through the door that Chapa has her ear up against)"I found out my daughter is at the kissing boy stage of growing up and I am not ready to deal with it."

Chapa looked at her crush Bose and her best friend Mika who looked suspicious.

Chapa walks up to them.