My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Me:"No!"

I play the recording of Chapa again.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Chapa:(Picking up the basketball she dropped)"Give(throws the basketball at me)IT!"

Me:"You can throw as many basketballs at me as you want, all you want! It doesn't change the fact that you got jealous!"

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Let's pretend I have a phone in this.

A Danger Among Us

When Chapa(along with Ray)interupts Bose's dates.

Me:"You did that because you're jealous!"

Chapa:"I was trying to have him get his shot for the blood test and I wasn't jealous!"

Me:"Oh come on!(holding my thumb and pointer finger an inch apart from each other)Not even a widdle bit?"

Chapa:"No, not even a widdle bit! No, not at all!"

Me:"Not even a teensie weensie bit? So widdle it sets the world record for widdlest amounts of jeawousy? You were a widdle jeawous."

Chapa:"Okay, fine! Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes, but--"

Me:(Holding my phone out)"Ha ha ha ha ha! I got you! You got jealous and I got you on record admitting it!"

I use my phone to play a recording of Chapa.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Me:"Ha!"

Chapa:"Stop it!"

Chapa reaches for my phone but I pull my hand away.

I play the recording of Chapa again.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Chapa:"Give me the phone!"

Me:"No!"

Chapa:"Give ME the PHONE!"

Me:"No!"

I play the recording again.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Chapa:"Give(zaps me)IT!"

Me:"You can zap me all you want! It doesn't change the fact that you got jealous!"

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Let's pretend I have a phone in this.

New School Who Dis?

At lunch time when that boy from the other table was smiling at Chapa.

Chapa:"Ugh! Now he's showing me his teeth!"

Bose:"That's defintely an agressive form in chimpanzees."

Me:"You said that cause you're jealous!"

Bose:"I wasn't jealous!"

Me:"Oh come on!(I hold my thumb and forefinger just an inch apart from each other)Not even a widdle bit?"

Bose:"No, not even a widdle bit! No, not at all!"

Me:"Not even a teensy weensie bit? So widdle it sets the world record for widdlest amounts of jeawousy? You were a widdle jeawous."

Bose:"Okay, fine! Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes, but--"

Me:(Holding my phone out)"Ha ha ha ha ha! I got you! You got jealous and I got you on record admitting it!"

I use my phone to play a recording of Bose.