My Random Book Part 2!

Random Stuff!

Me:"Not even a teensie weensie bit? So widdle it sets the world record for widdlest amounts of jeawousy? You were a widdle jeawous!"

Bose:"Okay, fine! Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes, but--"

Me:(Holding my phone out)"Ha ha ha ha ha! I got you! You got jealous and I got you on record admitting it!"

I use my phone to play a recording of Bose.

Bose On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Me:"Ha!"

Bose:"Stop it!"

Bose reaches for my phone but I pull my hand away.

I play the recording of Bose again.

Bose On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Bose:"Give me the phone!"

Me:"No!"

Bose:"Give ME the PHONE!"

Me:"No!"

I play the recording of Bose again.

Bose On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Bose:"Give(uses his powers to levitate me up in the air)IT!"

Me:"You can levitate me all you want!"

Bose gently sets me down.

Me:"It doesn't change the fact that you got jealous!"

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Let's pretend I have a phone in this

New School Who Dis?

Bose's hair blows in the wind.

Mom 1:"Okay, my daughter would love you!"

Mom 2:"Save with mine!"

A basketball is thrown at one of the moms.

Chapa is shown holding a basketball, revealing that she is the thrower of the first basketball.

Chapa says something I can't frickin remember.

Me:"Yeah nice Chapa! Ha ha! You did that because you were jealous!"

Chapa:"I wasn't jealous!"

Me:"Oh come on!(I hold my thumb and pointer finger an inch apart from each other)Not even a widdle bit?"

Chapa:"No, not even a widdle bit! No, not at all!"

Me:"Not even a teensie weensie bit? So widdle it sets the world record for widdlest amounts of jeawousy? You were a widdle jeawous!"

Chapa drops the basketball in surrender.

Chapa:"Okay, fine! Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes, but--"

Me:(Holding my phone out)"Ha ha ha ha ha! I got you! You got jealous and I got you on record admitting it!"

I play the recording of Chapa on my phone.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Me:"Ha!"

Chapa:"Stop it!"

Chapa reaches for my phone but I pull my hand away.

I play the recording of Chapa again.

Chapa On Recording:"Did I get a widdle jeawous? Yes--"

Chapa:"Give me the phone!"

Me:"No!"

Chapa:"Give ME the PHONE!"