<The Girls, the Gays and the Theys>
SweetPotato - Hunter looks like an angry fish
HumptyDumpty - Huh???? That was unnecessary???? And unprompted????
SweetPotato - It needed to be said
Blightsexual - Ami, you are one insult away from starting a war
Blightsexual - And you know how I am with decisions, I don't think I'd be able to pick a side
SweetPotato - But I'm your girlfriend :(
Blightsexual - Yeah, but he's my brother :(
SweetPotato - I thought he was my brother now
Blightsexual - No, Eda kidnapped him
Germy - HAS ANYONE SEEN HUNTER???
HotWitch - HE'S MINE NOW GERM HEAD
Rainstorm - Eda, we talked about this
HotWitch - But I have to adopt every traumatised child
Stevie - Sooo... All of them?
HotWitch - Yes.
Rainstorm - I don't think I can handle this
Blightsexual - I mean... It's not like they're yours, they're Eda's
Blightsexual - However, if you were dating Eda, that would be a different story
Rainstorm - ...
HotWitch - ...
Blightsexual - WHAT????
Blightsexual - YOU ARE????
Blightsexual - AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME???
HotWitch - Because you'd react like this lmao
Blightsexual - HOW LONGGGGFFSJSJWIQ
Rainstorm - Uhhhh like since the Day of Unity
Blightsexual - HUHHHHHHHH?????
SweetPotato - Luz, calm down
Blightsexual - But they didn't tell me :(
HotWitch - Oops
Rainstorm - Lmao
Germy - Ha I knew
Blightsexual - WAIT SO IS THAT WHO YOU WERE SAY ILY TO????
Blightsexual - RAINE WAS TELLING EDA THEY LOVED HER
Rainstorm - Haha
Matty - 🍵
Goops - 🍵
Lily - 🍵
Stevie - 🍵
PlantsRUs - 🍵
GayPanic - 🍵
BroccoliBoy - 🍵
BroccoliGirl - 🍵
CuteVineGirl - 🍵
Germy - 🍵
Blightsexual - 🍵
SweetPotato - 🍵
Vee - 🍵
Blightsexual - Vee????
Vee - Hi Luz :)
Blightsexual - When did you get here???
Vee - Oh I've always been here
Blightsexual - Oh ok :)
Vee - :)
HotWitch - ...Another child for me 🤲
Vee - I'm sorry, I already have a mum :(
HotWitch - Welllll... She doesn't have to know
Vee - Wellll you have already taken one of her children soooo
HotWitch - Wait which one
Blightsexual - Meeeeeee
HotWitch - Ohhhhhh so that's your sister
Blightsexual - Yep
Vee - Yeah, I am adopted though (not legally)
HotWitch - Luz. I must meet your mother.
Blightsexual - Why
HotWitch - Because she too illegally adopts children
Blightsexual - Traumatised children
HotWitch - Gasp another one
Vee - Uhhhh yeah
HotWitch - I NEED IT FOR MY COLLECTION
Lily - Uhhhh Edalyn that's a little strange
HotWitch - What is?
Lily - Collecting children
HotWitch - I don't see any of them stopping me
Goops - Yeah, that's because they're all definitely not mentally stable enough to
PlantsRUs - Yeah... Those of us with stable lives are not complying with your collection
HotWitch - >:(
GayPanic- Maybe you should go on a hunt for unstable children, just out in Bonesborough
HotWitch - That I will do
HotWitch - Byeeeeeee
Blightsexual - Oh Titan
__________________
HotWitch - I FOUND ONE
Matty - LET ME GO OR I WILL BITE YOU
HotWitch - It's feisty
Stevie- Edaaaaa, please put my brother down
HotWitch - No he's mine
Goops - I swear on the Titan I will drown you in the boiling sea if you don't put my Matty down
HotWitch - Ugh fineeeeee
Matty - Omft that was weird
HotWitch - >:(
-Blightsexual changed HotWitch's name to MotherOfAll-
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