One-shot book Of BSD Ships and Drabbles

- Phoney - Soukoku

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"Look at this" Dazai voice came in from behind the camera "a wild slug beautified by kids"

"Shove off" He rolled his eyes "Its just flowers Yumeno and Elise did... You literally have a flower crown on"

"Hmm~ True chibi... Where did they go?"

"over there in the fields.. Why are you recording me again Dazai?" Chuuya gave him a small smile making dazais hand come into view pushing the face "You mother..."

"Disgusting! Dont make that face at me again!"

"COME HERE YOU ASSHOLE-"

Chuuya charged at the male and the phone went flying. It caught an images of the two scruffling on the ground on the grass. It went landing face up to the sky-

"You really cant let anything go huh?"

"Says the boy attached to a sheep"

"You are literally pinning a suicidal boy"

"Oh fuck off! Stop making it sound weirder then it is!"

"Ew, are they flirting?" A smaller Q came into view "They better not be"

"It is okay Q... I gave up on figuring that out. Hm?" Elise went picking the phone up "Ahh, seems dazai-san was recording him again"

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The room stayed silent as Dazai went looking through the gallery. The grin dazai had made none of them want to comment. The boy then froze at an image of him sleeping on odasakus lap; Oda was gone too. Chuuyas reflection in a mirror could be seen. Right, he took it for Dazai-

"Dazai-san? You okay?"

"A-ah yeah... I forgot this photo was on here..."

"Sorry Dazai" Ranpo spoke "If only..."

"It's nothing we can do... I wouldn't be here if he didn't die" Dazai then clicked another vid "Baby aku!"

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"D-dazai-san? Why are you recording me?"

"Ignore him" Chuuya huffed "Pay attention to me. We, well me, are teaching you to cook. You want Gin to grow didn't you?"

"Yeah... I'd rather have her not worry about all of it..."

"Like an older brother should. He can't cook for shit so that's why i am here... Hes only recording for payback"

"Sounds like Dazai-san.. What are we making?"

"A simple dinner with a side of a dessert. You two like sweets right? Orphans i knew did since it was a luxury"

"Yes. Dazai-san usually buys me some when i do a good job"

"Doesn't chibi like sweets too?"

"Depends but yes. I can handle bitter stuff too... Why do you think i enjoy wine?"

"That's true! I will be taste testing so try your best Akutagawa!"

The video continued with chuuya cooking and telling him about it. Aku was making his own after chuuya done his part and it continued. Dazai even appeared to mess with chuuya sometimes which a utensil met his head... It wrapped up with them finishing the plates and chuuya rubbing the blushing boys head.

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"Okay, that was adorable"

"Chuuya is just better with kids since he raised and looked out for a lot of them" Atsushi smiles at the chuckle of his mentor "Which one.."